Mentions (20)
"Miguel then shares about how when he's at stores people always thinks he works there. One time at Whole Foods an old lady comes up to him and asks 'excuse me sir, do you all cook this chicken with garlic in it? cause I'm allergic to it and will die'."
"They had a charcuterie spread from Whole foods and there was a guy in a red bow tie tending to the open bar which consisted of chilled Josh white wine, Korbel sparkling wine and bottles of Michelob light."
"Every few months there will be a new powdered supplement in the health section of the Whole Foods describing how to avoid the symptoms of something that doesn't exist yet."
"We're donating/throwing away some surplus groceries from our Passover display. Apparently we cannot put them on our 'last chance'/discounted shelf because it would be offensive to Jewish people. lol"
"There are no more knockoff sodas. The entire interior has been changed from its old, classy dark look to this ugly and out of touch beigish aesthetic that screams minimalist sloppa. The pizza thing has like no workers and barely any pizza anymore."
"Apparently they called him "sweetie" and he told them not to do that, that he was a man. They were all like "she wants to be a man, but she can't be no man just bc she says so"."
"My small town I grew up in is literally an axe throwing microbrew Whole Foods town now."
"Like who is paying $12 for a 2 oz candle. As a woman I deserve $32 night cream for free. and fuck it why not a nice chunk of Gouda and a dry aged steak while we're at it"
"Hey guys I went to Whole Foods during the lunch rush today and stole an artisinal slice of pizza and a vitamin water and just sat down in the little sitting area and no one cared. I'm not really poor I just didn't feel like waiting in line."
"Independent bougie and or ethnic ones especially but I'll even go into yet another Safeway, Whole Foods, TJs, etc. Is it the abundance of items? The medley of logos and colors giving that primitive stimulation?"
"I get homemade sauerkraut at the farmer's market instead of being scammed by Whole Foods and my boyfriend grows his own fucking vegetables."
"For lunch, I had half a whole roll of Whole Food's spicy hawaiian sushi with a bottle of sparkling water."
"I am turbo woke and can parrot all the correct opinions of a Whole Foods HR worker. But that politician on the other team? Oh yeah he's FAT, SECRETLY likes men, has a small penis, and can't bring women to orgasm sexually!"
"I also eat a lot of mushrooms because they are tasty. I obtain them by using self-checkout at Wh*le F*ods and scanning every sort of mushroom as 'baby bella.'"
"My buddy works at WFM, and this was the team member appreciation week. Love when companies appreciate their workers."
"4 - shoplift whole foods out of business"
"Any time I go to Whole Foods or Trader Joe's to buy things I get so enraged if it's crowded, and think most of these people should shop at Walmart."
"So many vanity plates in the Whole Foods parking lot... What's that say about the clientele"
"It then occurred to me that Whole Foods is not just a grocery store. It is a gathering space for elites because normal people take one look at the prices and feel the classy atmosphere and are scared off. But the higher prices of the groceries are just the entry fee for the club."
"There's this shopping center with a whole foods type grocery store I usually go to for produce next to a Target I get toiletries and things at."