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E-commerce platform criticized for selling dangerous counterfeit products like glass containers that shatter and injure consumers.

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"I ordered glass food containers from Amazon and realized that when you close the lids they shatter little bits of glass inside the food. Go back online and see hundreds of people have commented about how they had to go to the ER, their kids had to go to the ER, because they swallowed broken glass. S"
Why does nothing fucking work anymore · u/elcaminorealreal · ↑1208 · 2025-12-08
"So i told my friends about the book i published on Amazon, and one of them left me a 1 star review. She's the type who always hates it when you have a good thing going on"
"The reviews aren't usually great (unfortunately some of the best amateur reviews I've read have been on Amzon) but if you find a good one you now can look at that user's other reviews and maybe find a new good book."
Does anyone still use goodreads lol · u/the_late_great_satan · ↑28 · 2021-06-07
"It's all guys that think they're heroes because they buy stuff off Amazon with "tactical" in the name."
"When I inevitably receive Amazon gift cards they sit unused forever."
I don't buy anything · u/Classic-Baker-6998 · ↑286 · 2025-12-22
"The entire interior has been changed from its old, classy dark look to this ugly and out of touch beigish aesthetic that screams minimalist sloppa."
What the FUCK did they do to Whole Foods · u/Lost_Savings_2359 · ↑278 · 2024-06-14
"it's basically a 90 minute giga-ad for Amazon, Microsoft Teams, Facebook, Whatsapp, Teamviewer, Zoom, Google, Fox News, Staples, Spotify, and many more"
So I'm 20 Minutes in to War of the Worlds (2025) · u/o0DrWurm0o · ↑220 · 2025-08-26
"Do zoomers really just subconsciously believe that only gay people are capable of making art and straight people are only capable of buying a slutty nurse costume from Amazon?"
"It's on HBO, oh no wait it's on Amazon Prime. Do you have a subscription?"
Hey have you guys watched the latest prestige tv show? · u/[deleted] · ↑187 · 2021-11-19
"People have been talking about boycotting amazon again, this time because of the layoffs, and encouraging people to "shop local" instead."
There is no shop local alternative anymore. · u/Mental_E_Illman · ↑182 · 2025-10-29
"Available to rent on Amazon"
RS Movie Club for June: ✨✨The Gays ✨✨!! · u/violet_turner_ · ↑91 · 2023-05-19
"I don't understand why sweet Anna K is coming up with amazon cop fanfic?"
which way american podcaster?? I'M BEING EARNEST · u/eurogorl · ↑85 · 2020-06-05
"I do not work for amazon btw."
Anyone else here Kindle + Libgen pilled · u/mrguy510 · ↑84 · 2022-10-15
"wearing one of those made in China, bought on Amazon Che Guevara shirts"
Anybody wearing a Che Guevara shirt is a paid actor · u/-___ari___- · ↑83 · 2023-05-16
"Great artefacts of culture that you will never hear of on Netflix, Amazon, Disney, et al."
"Last night I saw someone returned a hot dog toaster"
the amount of stupid electronics is insane · u/ilyukhina · ↑82 · 2026-01-03
"He has "published" 9 books on Amazon and wrote all of them using AI."
Met a dude who published AI books · u/microplastictitties · ↑80 · 2024-05-09
"pitched tv shows to Netflix and Amazon Prime"
Seething with envy at my college classmate · u/deepad9 · ↑77 · 2023-11-21
"recently filmed ad for Amazon Prime television show"
Seething with envy at my college classmate · u/deepad9 · ↑77 · 2023-11-21
"Last year, she produced more than 200 romance novels in a range of subgenres, from dark mafia romances to sweet teen stories, and self-published them on Amazon"
"The plaintiffs, Conor Woulfe and Peter Michael Rosza, each paid $3.99 (£3.31) to rent Yesterday on Amazon Prime."
"Lawnmowers and Amazon trucks!"
A noisy house · u/OddishShape · ↑71 · 2025-02-01
"You're hard pressed to find certain items that aren't Temu quality (recently I was looking for a sturdy under the sink organizer and it was impossible to not find an Amazon alphabet soup brand one)."
"Just got fired from Amazon for a supposed safety violation. Ngl, the job is ass, and I did slack off a lot"
Have you ever been fired from a job? · u/EquivalentOutside420 · ↑67 · 2025-12-17
"I was in the break room of a warehouse and there was like a news report on the screen in the break room saying how 76 percent of the population was now warehouse employees. And there was vocational schools just to make people better warehouse employees. And than the warehouse funded it's own private"
Had the most dystopian dream. · u/Aktor56 · ↑66 · 2021-06-06
"Normies streaming out of House of Yes cosplaying in their cheap, Chinese, Amazon-bought rave apparel."
Wound up in Bushwick late last night… · u/orockers · ↑63 · 2021-10-17
"Amazon warehouse serf?"
What do you think your kids will do for a living in 20-30 years? · u/ReasonableBother · ↑63 · 2025-08-27
"Just saw a commercial for Amazon music where a family is in a park and the dad pulls out his phone to play a shitty song and everyone looks around appreciatively"
"Will says a 6'5 Russian woman started bullying him and telling him that he's a puny American and that Americans should give Alaska to Mother Russia."
"buy curtain for closet made of polyester from Amazon"
"In the event of a failure to follow these rules, I will post a video of myself with my face and voice and purchase someone a $50 dollar Amazon gift card"
"Holy Shit does Amazon Prime send you a mountain of cardboard shit with Rings of Power."
Biggest series disappointment in Hollywood · u/lazerpantherr · ↑53 · 2024-09-02
"So I recently watched the first episode of the Amazon LotR series"
New Lord of the Rings series and the end of writing · u/8_god · ↑52 · 2022-09-30
"You are so arrogant to think anyone will pay so much when you can buy a super cheap chindian version from bezos slopmart."
"Another example would be record players. Would probably be a SaaS subscription you'd need an Amazon account for."
"Middle class adults will order boxes of energy drinks from Amazon and pay $40 shipping because they want to try, they HAVE to try their streamers favorite GamerFuel™BangEnergy Cotton Candy Energy Drink."
"This is the one I use, but I'm considering upgrading to a standing steamer TBD."
Unsolicited Advice: Buy a clothes steamer, you will feel 10% better. · u/juicerockfireemoji · ↑50 · 2021-12-22
"They could be ebooks just don't buy them from amazon"
The most revolutionary act · u/scarlet3mpress2 · ↑49 · 2024-07-29
"Netflix, Apple TV, Amazon, Disney, BBC (don't pay for any of them), not a god damn thing worth a fuck to watch"
Why is there nothing worth a fuck to watch? · u/weeping_demon7 · ↑48 · 2022-01-25
"the cynic in me thinks this sounds like amazon realizing it'll be cheaper to fly ppl around for abortions than have to pay for maternity leave, fmla, etc."
was just in an Uber and the driver was playing news on the radio · u/peanutbutter_manwich · ↑48 · 2022-05-06
"Corporations like Amazon and Apple are more powerful than entire countries, and their internal policies affect just as many if not more people than some states' laws."
"i yell towards my children as they wheel me into the Amazon Prime assisted living facility"
rsp diaspora in the future · u/teena-bortion · ↑46 · 2021-02-18
"Amazon reviews are routinely fraudulent, the products are shoddy, everything is cheaply made"
"other ads: buy plastic products, buy expensive perfume, use amazon"
My Avatar 3 Experience · u/euthanize-me-123 · ↑46 · 2025-12-30
"people with massive collections of useless trash from Amazon like my grandmas cousin"
"I just saw an Amazon tweet about Lord of the Rings talking about how they're going to do very exciting things with the 'IP'."
"I've noticed a lot of grumbling about her perceived tepid support for the Amazon union drive"
Is the left turning on AOC? · u/helix527 · ↑41 · 2022-04-16
"I discovered bidets when one was mistakenly delivered to my apartment from amazon."
Do you bidet? · u/mechanizedmynahbird · ↑41 · 2023-02-20
"Recently he's found out about those shitty fucking websites like aliexpress or amazon warehouse, so he just spends his day reading ragebait online and buying yet another lamp."
have you ever had to deal with a hoarder? · u/-Big-Pussy- · ↑41 · 2025-12-25
"Someone in an Amazon warehouse perhaps?"

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