Mentions (51)
"for the first 50 deliveries, they suck you in by giving you great offers with big tips so you think "wow i could actually make good money doing this." then you reach 50 deliveries and the algorithm wizard changes his tune. 80% of the offers are customers who live 10-15 miles away with a $0-3 tip."
"He was in shape before covid but after that he discovered delivery apps and oh man I wish he really hadn't."
"Only leaves his room when his DoorDash is here or he needs to use the bathroom."
"Also fun fact you can use EBT and food stamps on Uber eats and door dash"
"It's crazy how much vitriol people who use Door dash and Uber Eats have for the drivers of these companies... Especially ironic when they're "workers rights" people."
"i don't have anything laying around my house that is worth $2k that i could sell and i don't want to traumatize myself by doing onlyfans so all that is seemingly left is doordash lol"
"Or take things like DoorDash or UberEats where people have not only began to use these services primarily but insist that deliverers just place the food outside and ring the bell."
"go your separate ways to eat Doordash alone in your apartment while watching Netflix"
"Will probably doordash some shitty breakfast tacos in an hour or two and then collapse into my bed"
"The only way it could've been better was if he door dashed his dairy queen instead of picking it up himself"
"Meanwhile the same people will drop $40 on a lukewarm doordash meal without a second thought"
"so he decided to DoorDash for his $30. On his first fucking delivery he was "tipped" a full weed pen cartridge."
"I cannot fathom paying someone to go to the grocery store to buy shit for me."
"then you slowly realize the "disability" they refuse to elaborate on is them being a fat fuck who doordashes every meal"
"I had a hard bike ride tonight and didn't feel like cooking so I took the doordash plunge."
"Yeah I get DoorDash. So what? Do you expect me to go outside and risk my skin's health?"
"These are the people who will Doordash every meal because they think it's cheaper than cooking for themselves"
"Steady diet of Doordash foods, and when he tries to cook, it's hotdogs or salmon, with no vegetables for some reason. Man still doesn't have his drivers' license, so his girl drives him around everywhere but doesn't understand how limiting this is? If she doesn't want to leave the apartment he will "
"My parents freaked out that the entire apartment was covered in trash and apparently smelled horrible because of weeks old DoorDash leftovers strewn over the floor"
"I can't even make toast! I need doordash and cheez it's, or I'll starve!"
"The people destroying this nation as well as western society all complain about how their fifth DoorDash order of the week was incorrect."
"Sorry, i cook at home and will never use doordash, any money spent on showing me that ad is a waste."
"people acting like its a normal thing to doordash every meal, assume the worst of everyone you come into contact with whether its in person or online, and to have a perpetual "I can do no wrong" mindset"
"95% of content is dedicated to complaining about something, trying to dunk on someone, negative news stories, fake wholesomeness, psyops like r/doordash."
"I have a coworker that orders doordash everyday for lunch and then goes home and orders again for dinner."
"Doordashing for a few months will be fun I guess. I like spitting in the food of customers with hot-guy names"
"We got the smartphone... Social Media... generative AI... Streaming services...doordash... Wikipedia and Google maps are pretty awesome I guess."
"people like my friends old roommate can somehow afford slop from doordash everyday"
"Feels somehow related to the increase in ubereats/doordashing - just people utterly giving up on life"
"I was out on the town this weekend with my fam and every restaurant or cafe we hit was moderately full. Average crowd. However, I could see on their screens orders out the wazoo. At every place we hit, it took ages to be given our food after workers mechanically processed order after order calling '"
"I got covid a few days ago and ran out of groceries so I've gotten a few things delivered and holy shit it's so expensive"
"It's reached a point where corporations are putting these types in DoorDash commercials."
"I hardly even live in a city yet I could easily doordash groceries and food."
"I just can't see the average person caring enough to stop ordering DoorDash or avoiding foods with sketchy dyes in them."
"i do gig work delivering food on the apps. it's not glamorous, but i get to be alone in my car, drive around my city and see things i wouldn't normally see"
"I can almost appreciate the childlike earnestness in a Gen X'ers eyes when they see the wonder of modern comforts like doordash or Tesla."
"We need to see how much of that money goes towards DoorDash and OnlyFans."
"There's no way the widespread backlash to and memeification of Soylent wasn't a paid effort by Doordash and Grubhub"
"Maybe you can flip sneakers, do some door dashing, or work part time overnights at an Amazon warehouse."
"Like genuinely don't understand how they think it's okay to almost kill pedestrians just to deliver a door dash"
"I noticed a sign on the self checkout that said "no pedidos aqui de instacart o de doordash""
"People taking out loans for doordash orders and coachella tickets"
"DoorDash, ubereats, drive-throughs, streaming platforms, self checkouts, remote work and school, chat gpt, fleshlights, e-books, wearing headphones 24/7, online shopping, those restaurants were you don't have to interact with any humans, etc etc."
"They've learned through consumer testing that people who eat a lot of cereal are also the ones eating door dash every day. These people are willing to pay enormous surcharges for the convenience of delivery despite the lower quality."
"Like i would have to spend way more on food if I wanted to DoorDash slop every day."
"I love being fat in the winter. DoorDash, eating out, staying inside, it's so Lindy."
"I know someone (my cousin) who Doordashes in a Tesla."
"I'm cooking amazing things every night and not having to order Doordash like a fucking loser because I am too drunk to go pick it up myself or haven't been responsible enough to go to the grocery store in weeks."
"DOOR DASH, legos, warhammer, and other expensive hobbies in their profiles."
"Rightoids on twitter are saying that their cousin is white with 5.0 gpa from Harvard and has been working doordash after sending 50K applications"
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