Mentions (9)
"So last night my fiance orders some uber eats. I'm sitting on the couch when it arrives, and look up to see her eating a bite of her burger while doing this lame fucking dance. I asked her what she was doing and she told me she was 'doing her yum yum dance' and that the burger was really good."
"don't go out and party so that people might want to you, just stay at home, smoke weed with ur friends watch netflix and get uber eats. god forbid ur uber driver strikes up a conversation if u actually go somewhere."
"Millennials and Gen Z actually do eat out and use DoorDash/Uber Eats way too much. I regularly see people who I know are thousands in debt paying $75+ a pop with tip and everything for delivery slop and it drives me nuts."
"I live on a street next to a quiet main road in a European city with countless great restaurants a 5 minute walk away yet people are lazy enough to order the same type of food on Uber eats with a 50% markup that's been produced in a warehouse a few miles away and delivered by an underpaid immigrant"
"The 100% markup with markup and fees is insane and you should be in prison if you use this service. 40 dollars for a burrito and chips. I am seething. Also fun fact you can use EBT and food stamps on Uber eats and door dash"
"Because that would mean a decrease in living standards. No more shien hauls, 1 day prime delivery, or ubereats."
"The final straw was drawn when I was going to get my Uber Eats delivery of 2 burgers and 2 large fries and became lightheaded after two trips up and down the stairs. I fell down and my roommates called an ambulance. I got diagnosed with a concussion and binge eating disorder at 4 am on my 22nd birth"
"However, I could see on their screens orders out the wazoo. At every place we hit, it took ages to be given our food after workers mechanically processed order after order calling 'Uber Eats for X'. 'To go order for Y'."
"When I hit 22 I realized I was a fat ass who ordered too much Uber eats and didn't go to the gym, and I didn't want to waste the rest of my youth being an unnattractive lard. Now I'm 23 and eat out less, go to the gym 4-5 times a week, and am in better shape than ever and feel/look just as good."