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Ozempic

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A pharmaceutical drug used for weight loss, criticized for not addressing underlying issues with obesogenic and addictive food rather than providing a genuine solution.

Mentions (34)
"No free lunch in life."
Ozempic shrinks your heart lmao · u/-mandalore_ · ↑483 · 2024-11-21
"Need to trim like 20lbs and decided to take it. From daily sugar cravings to zero. It feels like it disables the part of your body in charge of feeling hungry, you just feel much lighter. No side effects so far, no wonder half of the country is taking it"
Took Ozempic for the first time this week, this stuff is wild · u/grumpytuxedos · ↑454 · 2024-10-01
"Do you long for a pill that enables society to collectively become thinner / hotter / more healthy? Or do you secretly dread the leveling of the thin/fat playing field because you'll miss the superiority of being thin in a fat world?"
be honest about ozempic · u/ianmcpooptarts · ↑448 · 2023-09-20
"A lot of mid people gonna be pushed down the chain and replaced by spiritually fat but skinny via ozempic types :("
"The responses to my last post have made me throw out all my food and order Ozempic. Thy will be done - I shan't make another post until I'm of normal BMI."
. · u/sansfreud · ↑359 · 2023-09-26
"It's kind of sad how many posts there are whining about how they will need to be on GLP-1 drugs for literally forever to combat the "food noise" and cravings. Buddy, we all have those. It's called self control and telling yourself "no"."
"2 years ago, if you said that most people dying from COVID are obese, you would get cancelled by your own family. Yet now the top selling drugs are Ozempic"
wtf was COVID man, like seriously, wtf was that · u/redscareregard · ↑315 · 2023-10-27
"whoever predicted that she'd jump on the Ozempic train in 2024 was SPOT ON."
Lizzo is losing weight, body positivity is OVER · u/bussboy2023 · ↑311 · 2024-01-09
"He hops on ozempics, copes and says it was all his 'master plan' and now everyone thinks he's a hero and we're the idiots for thinking he'd never change lol."
"facebook is for college kids, and no one has heard of ozempic because no one needs it"
"Once you understand this context, it becomes clear that processed and ultraprocessed food create a raging hole of hunger, and these treatments can repair that hole. Michael Lowe, a professor of psychology at Drexel University who has studied hunger for 40 years, told me the drugs are "an artificial "
Good opinion (rare) from NYT · u/dill_with_it_PICKLE · ↑212 · 2024-05-14
"How is it not a good thing that more people will lose weight and be more healthy. Was speaking to a gym bro about it recently and this guy was praying that fuck ups happen with it as it's unfair and feels like it's cheating to him lol"
"I keep having acquaintances or coworkers losing a ton of weight and acting like they did some huge accomplishment...only for it to come out they're on ozempic or did a surgery. Idk why but the Ozempic shit irks me to no end. Maybe I should be happy that all these people are losing weight and being h"
""Body positive" celebrities and influencers abandoning the principles they've shoved down our throats as soon as they get their hands on an Ozempic script"
What killed contemporary feminism for you? · stillsuebrownmiller · ↑118 · 2023-03-12
"I was in a bad place man (5'8, 215 but now 5'9 197), maybe did it for 5 minutes in the back of my dad's subaru and then I got scared we were gonna get caught. Felt ashamed and never texted her back but now she's posting bikini pics on her snap story and is probably 80 lbs lighter it's just not fair"
"i need more people to b uglier than me. and ban ozempic"
we should bring back body positivity · u/Any-Abies-538 · ↑109 · 2025-10-24
"I work in a pharmacy in a major city and like… so many people. and I know they're not diabetic because they're not using any other diabetes medication. and they pull up in the drive thru in expensive cars using their amex to pay. it's crazy!!"
everyone is on ozempic · u/babyadjacent · ↑105 · 2023-08-28
"Trump's New Executive Order suspends the "de minimis" trade exemption for every country which will impact grey market peptides that include GLP1s. A lot of the people on the GLP1 weight loss drugs have been ordering from Chinese suppliers essentially getting a years worth of tested products for unde"
Grey market Ozempic essentially banned, expect BMI's to rise again · u/Capable-Push-7236 · ↑89 · 2025-08-01
"When she was in her first week she offered to get Abdul cheap Ozempic for his wife which he obviously declined. After that, she decided Abdul was gay."
"Nestle food scientists will merely invent a form of Pringle or other potato chip product so delicious that even GLP-1 agonists won't stop u poppin"
why ozempic is not the answer to the obesity crisis · u/Intrepid_Promise301 · ↑78 · 2024-11-25
"Had a dream last night that I befriended Anna and Dasha and Anna trusted me so much she showed me her Ozempic stash. They were very nice to me but also slightly disgusted that I wasn't as skinny as them which I think is fair"
"instead, it gives big pharma another take-it-for-life drug to make money off of. the fact that we need an injectable drug to prevent people from eating themselves to death is embarassing"
"Ozempic and Wegovy are not sustainable treatments because it's affecting shareholder value of Big Food. They also merely curb appetite, they don't make people healthier. In fact I would argue that weight loss drug profits are in a bubble currently, and Big Food will find a way around these weight lo"
"A guy who I know casually, early 30s, friend of a friend. Not really fat, but doughy. Big, but in a used-to-play-sports kinda way. Had he watched his diet and went to the gym for a few months he'd look nice. But post-Ozempic seems like a deflated balloon. Lost all muscle and appears 10yrs older."
First sighting of Ozempic in this wild, and it's not good · u/harry_powell · ↑49 · 2023-08-19
"Personally, it's my ozempic-ridden bitch of an aunt who judges everyone for drinking despite eating enough pot and mushroom gummies to kill a large mammal."
Who are you least excited to see at your family holiday parties? · u/pomegranatelatte · ↑49 · 2025-11-20
"America finally cracked the code to Parisian heroin-chic, and all it took was a prescription co-pay and a little light nausea."
Ozempic is truly insane · u/throwaway-7777777 · ↑48 · 2025-07-30
"This is the new zeitgeist. Similar to how anyone who has an interest in mechanical things is now autistic, anyone who loses weight is on ozempic."
Every time someone loses weight, it's now "they have ozempic face" · u/AyatollahComeatMe · ↑39 · 2024-09-11
"I have two young kids. The past few years I've noticed how most Santas appear to be on Ozempic. I want my kids to experience at least one authentic obese Santa before they're wise to it all. Why is it that as the country gets fatter, the Santas are getting skinnier?"
Can we bring back fat Santas · u/Cownbread · ↑38 · 2024-12-20
"Why doesn't Kim Jong Un use ozempic?"
Why doesn't Kim Jong Un use ozempic? · u/Left_Confection9749 · ↑33 · 2024-12-15
"Very funny that celebrities faces are caving in form ozempic. All they had to do was jog a little. What a bunch of lazy assholes."
Very funny that celebrities faces are caving in form ozempic. · u/Spiritual_Foot9641 · ↑32 · 2024-04-30
"She jokingly talked about ozempic one day and I almost thought it would be a good idea but the last thing on earth I want to do is take control of her body or make any decisions for her in that realm."
GF struggles · u/Traditional-Sink6020 · ↑30 · 2024-03-07
"Why else would Ozempic work? The only thing it does is reduce your hunger. Everything else is bullshit."
Eating less is all that matters · u/Dizzy_Nerve3091 · ↑29 · 2024-03-10
"I started Ozempic like a week ago and am currently on the lowest dosage. I feel almost zero hunger, I have no side effects (probably because I don't eat garbage). I don't really see any difference compared to Metformin other then increased hunger suppression."
My Ozempic experience by a skinny bitch. · u/Tiamingthx · ↑27 · 2023-09-16
"Just one of many life hacks I am discovering while being too poor for Ozempic"
Blessing my food for weight loss · u/JiminyCrisis · ↑26 · 2025-01-23
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