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Pharmaceutical company that manufactures both COVID vaccines and hemorrhoid cream, humorously connected by a poster

Mentions (5)
"The Pfizer™️ sponsored, Taylor Swift endorsed, Kansas City Chiefs are Super Bowl bound again. 2024 is already set to be a bleak year, the deep state is still firmly in control."
"Nobody I see I masking anywhere (granted I'm in the south), and Pfizer is on a firing frenzy because nobody is buying Paxlovid"
wtf was COVID man, like seriously, wtf was that · u/redscareregard · ↑315 · 2023-10-27
"Recent highlights include him telling my sisters not to get Pfizer since it would make them infertile, and insisting that nobody has ever been able to disprove how white people genetically have higher IQs"
"I got my 2nd covid shot yesterday (Pfizer) at cvs and I have also been suffering from a hemorrhoid for the last 6 days. while I was at CVS I snagged some preparation H (roid cream) and some other stuff and when I got home I looked the drug up online - found something very curious! Pfizer manufacture"
eyes roid shut · u/sushiiyushii · ↑103 · 2021-05-01
"It's amazing that Vaccine hesitancy isn't the default position in a place like this, since you all pass yourselves off as cool cynics and the Big Pharma machine is full of the worst people alive."
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