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23andMe

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Genetic testing company referenced in dating app context as containing private genetic information partners wouldn't have access to.

Mentions (11)
"she managed to hide it for 22 years until i took a 23nMi test after my younger brother and found out we only shared 28% of our DNA! i asked my mom who my bastard brother's father was and she revealed that it was, in fact, me who is the bastard."
hoe mom stories? · u/jailposting · ↑684 · 2023-08-02
"But the point of this post is that I uploaded my 23andMe data to Promethease and learned I have the genetic mutation 'CCR5-delta 32' which makes me immune to most strains of HIV. Only like 1% of the population has it."
When I was a kid I was really afraid of getting AIDS · kurt-vonneslut · ↑236 · 2024-03-30
"Anne Wojcicki, sister of late Susan Wojcicki, seeks to take the company private..."
Every single member of the board just resigned from 23andMe · u/silverdelphinium · ↑187 · 2024-09-21
"30 year old irreligious 99.7% ukranian jew on 23andme. grew up in the sf bay area, went to reform temple as a kid, stopped once i started smoking weed at 13"
am i the only jewish dude not going crazy · u/redditforaction · ↑136 · 2025-10-17
"i am so honoured. thankfully u do not have access to my 23andme and will never know how fked up I am >:)"
"A member of my roommate's poly throuple has proven herself an octoroon via 23 and Me"
"Astroturfing these 23andme posts trying to perform a genetic analysis on the members of this sub."
Nice try, Peter Thiel · u/walker_wit_da_supra · ↑56 · 2022-11-15
"This guy posted his results, calling himself biracial. He's like 80% African and 20% European. Huge shitshow in the comments with angry black people implying he's an uncle Tom. Others saying you can call yourself multiracial but not biracial."
Funny drama going down in the 23andme sub · u/yeahletsmakeanother · ↑46 · 2024-10-29
"You have a crack head second cousin that wants to prove they're one tenth Native American? Guess what they gave their dna to 23andme and now law enforcement can pinpoint who you are to that person if they find your dna."
The Surveillance State · u/Labor-Ally · ↑42 · 2025-10-16
"My girlfriend recently decided to purchase a 23andMe for my birthday and, around the same time, a relative gifted us with a new Roomba. This has lead to a lot of discussion about data privacy, seeing as our robo vacuum is now owned by Amazon and has a fucking camera attached to it. Meanwhile 23andMe"
Should we bother caring about surveillance capitalism at this point? · u/SouvlakiPlaystation · ↑32 · 2022-12-05
"They've caught serial killers because one of their relatives sent saliva to 23 and Me. Great! But what is this leading to?"
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