"30 year old irreligious 99.7% ukranian jew on 23andme. grew up in the sf bay area, went to reform temple as a kid, stopped once i started smoking weed at 13 and thought i was too cool for any school much less hebrew school, still like challah."
"New York sucks, LA sucks, I don't wanna move back to Portland after college (ok maybe I do), fuck Seattle, Boston's weird, Vancouver's expensive, the Bay is lame, Toronto's lame"