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"Eventually realized that nobody was checking in on me and saw a golden opportunity - spent the next year doing zero work whatsoever and just going to the gym and working on my hobbies. I'd call into Zoom calls and give vague reports about what I was doing and nobody questioned it."
"I pinned her on zoom as I wanted her picture to be bigger to look at her nose. Maybe 5 minutes later she unmutes and asked me by name to unpin her. I was embarrassed as I thought the pinning was just for me."
"His camera was off, which wasn't a big deal, but his voice was oddly echoey and he was suspicious when he heard "struggling sounds" and water splashing."
"On the one hand, it's basically a 90 minute giga-ad for Amazon, Microsoft Teams, Facebook, Whatsapp, Teamviewer, Zoom, Google, Fox News, Staples, Spotify, and many more. That alone makes it an interesting case study in pushing the limits of product placement."
"Something I've noticed on my post-Zoom college campus… I'm not sure if it's just me but it feels like people are super closed off. A lot of my friends graduated last year (I'm a 5th year) and my social skills weren't the best anyway so I've been working on putting myself out there but it feels like "
"3/5 classes I'm registered for this semester are now indefinitely on zoom because of the "Omnicron surge". I can't do this shit anymore. Zoom is satanic and the concept of online learning gives me brain damage."
"Thanks to Tinder, Netflix, UberEats, Zoom and so on, we can all safely consume, socialize and work from home and never have to leave our house again to have social interaction with strangers ever again."
"I know u got a disgusting dirty depression room. Get ur shit together"
"That's psychotic and not how eye contact works-thoughts?"
"But sometimes i feel nihilistic thinking about ubereats and mukbang and porn and zoom chats and whatever being surrogates for normal human behaviour but then I remember, I think most people will engage with these activities until they realise its spiritually bankrupt and unfulfilling"