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Messaging platform criticized for enabling voice message communication, which is viewed as having zero perks and infinite drawbacks compared to text or phone calls.

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"Deep fakes of her talking about the glory of India should be all over Indian WhatsApp groups, but even Modi propagandists know that'd be bad PR."
It's crazy how much Kamala Harris sucks · u/thebeatlesrs · ↑767 · 2023-12-24
"Whatsapp has enabled these people to have 8 hour "phonecalls" with half a dozen of their buddies back home, plugging every moment of their day with mindless chatter and avoiding any potential confrontation with their own thoughts. For the ones living in the west, assimilation cannot work if their ol"
"no participation in WhatsApp banter throughout the day... still worth it though."
navigating 2025 with a dumbphone is fraught with inconvenience · u/Lost_In_There · ↑289 · 2025-12-15
"This is in my class' Whatsapp chat. We had a discussion about an article in which an economist claimed that ecology was more important than feminism."
"Then yesterday I get a message on Whatsapp from someone who isn't a contact. It's the guy, he asked the priest for my number and asks me if I'm free this week for a chat."
I'm going to fuck the Church Twink · u/tossedoffsnark2 · ↑243 · 2023-12-20
"For some reason, I was so enamored by him showing interest in the book I was reading, that I left him a note with my phone number. We started talking on WhatsApp, met twice while I was still in Portugal, then he visited me in Poland and now I flew back to Portugal to see him again."
I gave my number to a cute waiter I met in Portugal and now we are dating · u/Outrageous_Jump_6355 · ↑208 · 2025-11-18
"I've tried before going phone free (impossible post-pandemic) and using a dumb phone (requires everyone else to get off of WhatsApp) and this is the only system that works for me living as an adult."
Take the parental controls pill · u/Ok-Swordfish-8272 · ↑117 · 2024-06-10
"The WhatsApp server now has 30 people in it with 2 bookclubs that meet fortnightly."
Have you met anyone on here IRL? · u/pulse-threshold · ↑113 · 2025-05-12
"Please silence your notifications because the pause in the music and the pinging noise every time someone sends you a WhatsApp message is going to send all of the dogs in the vicinity absolutely mental."
"Heard nothing at all from her for a month and a half. Had begun to accept that I wasn't going to hear anything - while, in her lack of a denial, allowing myself to keep a forlorn hope alive - then this evening nearly had a heart attack when her name popped up in my WhatsApp notifications."
Massive L posting because fuck it · u/Disastrous-Length976 · ↑94 · 2025-12-17
"I have grown, over the past few years, to harbor an intense hatred in my heart for people who communicate via voice messages over whatsapp/fb messenger/signal/etc. There are zero perks and infinite drawbacks to the medium: you can't 'skim' them like a text message, you can't get a word in edgewise l"
"They sent the results to me a few hours later via WhatsApp. I forwarded that message to the doctor who replied with a nice voice message confirming the diagnosis and telling me what to get from the pharmacy – whole operation took about four hours."
Glimpse of Mexican health care · u/Otherwise_Point6196 · ↑90 · 2024-10-06
"I know it's too good to be true and this incident is probably part of a larger psyop or social experiment but I feel genuinely giddy at the thought of exclusively using reddit, discord and bitchute for the rest of my days."
"I personally have started to use them alot less after using them alot in the '10-'19 years. I'm mainly now just talking to friends in WhatsApp and closed off niche communities on Discord."
What are the chances social media starts to decline in use · u/[deleted] · ↑32 · 2020-11-20
"This morning she writes me "I got date raped tonight, I blocked the guy but could you please WhatsApp him and ask him if he has HIV, he had weird dots on his chest and now I'm freaking out""
messy girls who constantly have shit happen to them · u/ada3ardor · ↑29 · 2020-04-21
"i am embracing the change, instagram seems more and more insidious by the day. it's nice that people are doing something about the constant brainrot."
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