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Social media platform described as having better vibe control than Reddit with consistently funny cultural content when following the right people.

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"So I recorded and posted the finale to my petty office drama saga and then not even 2 minutes later I hear my roommate yell 'wait, don't post! Your HR call is on twitter!' One of you snitches downloaded my HR call and now it's just floating around on twitter."
the end of this ludicrous office saga · u/amphetamine_girl · ↑1111 · 2023-07-10
"From 4chan to Twitter to Reddit I've spent so much down time browsing the same few forums to read comments."
There is nothing worse for you than Reddit · u/andreoffthetoplol · ↑654 · 2024-09-07
"Go to the replies of just about any semi-viral tweet and every. single. reply. is some shit like "🤣🤣🤣" or "Who did this?! 😂" with 4 likes and 19k views."
Bluechecks have straight up ruined Twitter · u/CrispinGloverFancam · ↑470 · 2023-08-15
"maybe a funny twitter screenshot."
nothing less sexy than a man trying to write you poems · u/labia--majoras--mask · ↑306 · 2026-02-10
"I will post on twitter cause I can't use reddit on my phone."
"before covid it was like a minority of open nazis on twitter and that was weird enough but i could process it. but in the X days it's even weirder."
the racism on twitter has gotten so freaky lately · u/amitomstockman · ↑295 · 2023-10-04
"Even twitter now has this feature I realized like a few days ago where when you watch a video you can scroll down and be given and endless amount of similar videos."
The TikTok-ification of culture · u/butitsmylighter · ↑285 · 2022-10-19
"And someone is who terminally online enough to have a superiority complex over other terminally online Reddit/Twitter degens"
(Serious) How do y'all live with yourselves? · u/sksvnr_user404 · ↑240 · 2024-07-10
"He posted a FAT twitter call-out so now it's official."
I'm a chick being falsely accused of sexual assault by a gay guy · u/elvisgirl333 · ↑240 · 2025-01-13
"So now you're in the know about what the r slurs on Twitter are angry about today."
"Twitter/X is all AI. The text based internet is seems to be all AI."
What is it that most people even actually do? · u/_AP0THE0SIS · ↑221 · 2024-11-03
"Maybe it's cringe now but there was a time when all those Tumbler and Twitter screen grabs you see reposted were brand new."
I know its all cringe now but shit used to be hella funny · u/relativistichedgehog · ↑210 · 2025-09-08
"Then out of nowhere he starts isolating, barely seeing anyone, staying up till like 5 a.m., doom-scrolling Twitter and 'researching.'"
The Epstein files have cooked my friend's brains · u/Unlikely-Friend444 · ↑202 · 2026-02-01
"Trump is now getting half his campaign info from actual Nazis on Twitter"
"Could any of you hyperonline folk in this subreddit tell me why suddenly there's this huge shift in interest across Twitter?"
Why is the UK grooming gang stuff suddenly breaking in to the mainstream? · u/Commercial_Art1901 · ↑171 · 2025-01-02
"This subreddit, twitter, tiktok, reels, i saw that shit on 4CHAN."
the music industry figured something out · u/Technical-Boss-6344 · ↑168 · 2025-03-23
"like if you were jamie diamon or one of the the many hedge fund lizard people or elon why are you still trying to get people to like you on twitter and shitposting"
why do billionaires still try make money? · u/BigsweetL · ↑147 · 2024-01-25
"saw an onlyfans girl on twitter get mad about how a fundamental part of marxism is that sex work should not exist"
"Internet Media people complaining on Twitter when their company goes up in smoke"
"Now everywhere I go on the internet; Instagram. TikTok, Reddit, Twitter, YouTube...all I see is "red flags", "body count", "age gap", "grindset", "blackpill", "redpill" "rainbow pill", "pronouns""
2020s internet discourse is getting boring now · u/Silkikuri97 · ↑142 · 2023-11-08
"You are not a coal miner, you post on twitter and don't understand economics"
Hoes making $80k saying "I don't dream of labor" · u/[deleted] · ↑138 · 2023-04-11
"I've also seen that a couple of them have created a Twitter account this year to be part of the #WritingCommunity where they talk about querying for publishing opportunities."
"So much so that a couple weeks before the election I figured the big guy was is a really good spot to win regardless of what the polls and echo chambers like Twitter and Reddit were saying."
"Do these people not know it's supposed to mean "this user is who they say they are" or are they being willfully ignorant to some end"
"I am sick of twitter's famous "menswear guy""
I am sick of twitter's famous "menswear guy" · u/skeuo_orphism · ↑116 · 2024-05-06
"did a pretty funny tweet last week and it got 8 likes. This chick starts following me and one night messages me what I'm doing... I'm only on twitter in the first place due to being terminally alone"
Twitter got me laid · u/OrazioZ · ↑105 · 2021-04-02
"Twitter - Nothing but bad news, dumbasses fighting about nonsense, and culture war talking points"
Once TikTok is gone, I think that's a wrap on doomscrolling for me · u/JBradley_BradleyJ · ↑101 · 2025-01-13
"Sometimes I'll just sit and scroll on Twitter - chilling doing my thing. I get into that habit of purposely seeking content that pisses me off (we all do if we're honest). Because of that my TL is filled with the 'fren' and Greco-Roman marble statue profile pic accounts."
for all my black peeps out there (and anyone who this relates to) · u/kachowski6969 · ↑100 · 2023-01-15
"Earl Sweatshirt is right Twitter is fucking awful place. Jack Dorsey is not a very nice man at all"
"Twitter is shit, Reddit is shit."
"Everyone here who was a cringey twitter liberal before they came here still does the same shit."
"There's a certain category of Twitter bio that initiates a threat detection sequence in the primitive corners of my brain."
The Culture of Narcissism; Twitter Bio Edition. · u/zara_mf_thustra · ↑87 · 2021-09-26
"i doubt many of you are that privacy focused considering how much time you spend on twitter though"
why do you delete your reddit account every other month? · u/sixdigitthrowaway · ↑87 · 2021-10-08
"Since the migration, it has been pure dominance of right-wing voices."
"Now if you check his Twitter he's constantly reposting shit from dudes like Sargon and Mike Cernovich."
"Now they are looking for signs that everybody wants them dead the same way the twitter trans crowd used to"
"All I do is talk to gay guys on Twitter all day and they all really like me for some reason."
"Aimee terese calling the girl out on twitter for 'shitting on leftist women'"
"if it wasn't for them I would have never made a Twitter."
I just realized that the gangstalkers helped me. · u/TheWindScreamsMary · ↑84 · 2023-02-12
"But I also don't have Twitter which is where the most annoying/obnoxious types of a group exist"
"dead celebrities that would've been fucking unbearable on Twitter"
"Just repeating whatever nonsense they heard on TikTok or twitter."
"Now you can't visit anyone's account unless you yourself are signed in. Means I'm far less tempted to log in and start tweeting. This is a good thing. Thanks Elon"
Twitter making itself harder to log on · u/Ill-Week4442 · ↑82 · 2023-06-30
"Annoying libs who think they're epidemiologists now because they read CDC press releases and retweet grifter doctors on Twitter."
Most Annoying Part of the Pandemic · u/homo_reborn_ · ↑81 · 2022-01-04
"Everyone posts screenshots of takes they like from Twitter about the shooting, abortion, George Floyd, Trans stuff."
Wtf happened to Instagram · u/attemtafreethrow · ↑81 · 2022-05-26
"You're literally on a reddit based off a podcast run two jewesses who are obsessed with obscure homosexual twitter nazis."
To the people who say: "just be normal" · u/BackgroundDisaster11 · ↑81 · 2023-09-08
"These are two mentally ill new York 5's in their late 30's who post on Twitter about politics."
"I've been seeing more instances of people getting into spats on Twitter and other social media platforms, and being confronted about it, called out on their shit irl, and even getting their ass beat for it."
"Tumblr culture mixed with Twitter's structure created a toxic cocktail that birthed cancel culture and some of the most intense wokescolding the internet has seen"
The TikTok ban will throw the online ecosystem out of balance · u/MckinleyTariff · ↑81 · 2025-01-18
"On Twitter, women are saying Jonah Hill is an abusive dick."
There is a little Jonah Hill inside me. I keep trying to kill him. · u/lightskinnedman1 · ↑80 · 2023-07-10

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