Stanley cup

"We seed the symptoms of each new disease subliminally via 'get ready with me' Stanley cup TikToks."

"stanley cups, labubus, mini miu, pop mart blind boxes, rhode, cyklar, jane birkinify'ing your bag, louise carmen notebooks, sephora hauls, hygiene wars, pilates, booktok, constantly bombarded with trend cycles and specific aesthetics hence the loss of personal style."

"Why do the gals pay like $30 for these and they can't even go in your bag without ruining all your electronics"