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"The only way Reddit's obsession with Florida ends will be if De Santis gets shot like the presidents of Burundi and Tanzania did and replaced with a W.H.O. yes man who mandates two years of masks and distancing to, past the point of herd immunity, no effect."
"And what the hell is 'Ron DeSanctimonious'? Weakest nickname I've ever heard from him. Like 10% of R primary voters even know what that word means."
"Incessantly calling DeSantis a baby. "Goo-goo ga-ga Ron". "Ron needs his baba" etc."
"Twitter servers keep crashing, they are obviously getting frustrated (e and ronnie) as well as listeners"
"He was supposed to be the guy who could take down Trump and had a record to run on from Florida or whatever to make the Republicans swoon. I feel like I never hear about this man anymore. Not only that, it seems like his campaigned tanked immediately."
"How does a heterosexual man give off so much gay energy? So much that even my homophobic suburban mom can pick up on it? I'm genuinely shocked. How can he expect to win a presidential election with the voice and mannerisms of a man who enjoys cock???"
"He's fat in a weird way and his voice sounds gay, he doesn't have the goods. if ur conservative youd be better off riding the trump train"
"Jeb Bush and Scott Walker were the Republican frontrunners at this point in the 2016 cycle. As soon as he sets foot on a debate stage with Trump he's done."
"That weird Indian guy? Ron DeSantis having a breakdown any moment? The two frontrunners are almost an average of 80 years old."
"But looking at folks like Rittenhouse or even mainstream rightoid pols such as DeSantis, I am reminded of the words the great poet Azealia Banks "you look like you would burp pork rinds and oppression into my mouth""
"The guy is literally STILL going round telling everyone he's the only real socialist, meanwhile he actively opposes Lula and supports Vivek/DeSantis."
"I actually really like the takes around here, what do you think about all this mishegos?"
"This latest episode of celebrating Disney "owning" DeSantis is just another in the weird dominos to fall."
"I think that for Republicans to win the presidency, they can't have a nerdy 🚬 politician like Ron Desantis or JD Vance."
"Personalised desantis yarmulke <3, a true jewish ally"
"fellow gays pls confirm im not going crazy, he definitely has a f*gcent right???"
"This exchange really happened. She has the personality of Ron DeSantis."
"Trump is The Baron, Bernie Sanders is the Beast Rabban & Ron Dessantis is Feyd!"
"He could be a senator if he stands on his tippy toes and reaches for it real hard but he will never be president. I just don't see it happening. Plenty of short kings out there but one can't rise to the highest office in the land if they need a stepladder to do it. Not to mention his voice is that o"
"even more roman, trumptards are already calling desantis "brutus" so im imagining an agustus figure coming out of this in a few years and we can drop the pretense of a republic and get back to being proud of what we are, and calling it what it is: EMPIRE."
"I'm starting to see more "DeSantis is actually more dangerous and problematic than Trump" sentiment now that people are worried he's going to run. To be very clear, I loathe both these clowns, although DeSantis more so than Trump because at least Trump can be hilarious sometimes."
"i am writing a substack article about how ron desantis is siddhartha. im calling it 'ron desiddhartha'. brahmins are gonna seeth at this one"
"it's accurate but a little too clever for Trump, he should just call him a prissy short bitch"
"Almost every presidential surname has a level of prestige to it, except maybe Nixon and we know how that turned out. DeSantis sounds like someone who at best owns several car lots. On this basis, he has no chance of winning."
"And you're seeing it with Ron desantis too. There's just a ceiling for how many ppl really care about this stuff."
"She has the personality of Ron DeSantis."