"I guess I was under the impression Crazy Horse was a strip club, but it felt more like very shitty burlesque acts to me. Reminded me of some very bizarre acts I've seen in dingy dive bars in Olympia."
"I also thought that the Olympics were named after Olympia, Washington and that they were always held in Oly. I remember asking my mom if we could see the ice skaters during the Winter Olympics, it took her a while to get me understand they weren't held in Olympia!"