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Noah Kahan

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A musician whose popularity among white women on dating apps is compared to the previous Taylor Swift phenomenon and criticized as being similar to Mumford & Sons

Mentions (4)
"Holy fuck it's brutal out there bros. Are we really doing Mumford & Sons again? Do I need to buy a porkpie hat or some shit? I used to have to pretend to like Taylor Swift but this is far, far more sinister."
"Noah Kahan, Zach Bryan, the new Beyoncé song…what the fuck is this? I thought America was permanently embarrassed about this style?"
Why is stomp clap hey ho music back??? · u/Superb_Anywhere9783 · ↑277 · 2024-02-17
"Don't even get me started on the awful shit like Noah Kahan or CAAMP and all these new guitar/mandolin/banjo acts. It's like "roots" music for finance bros. Basically Mumford and Sons 2.0."
Leave country music alone. My culture is not your costume. · u/Cherry_Alert · ↑166 · 2024-02-14
"And why does everyone's Spotify wrap include him? I have never heard of this person until yesterday. Just listened to him and it's the most boring music imaginable. How are people listening to this??"
Who the hell is Noah Kahan??? · u/Wbk1496 · ↑69 · 2023-12-01
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