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Nick Mullen

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Comedian and podcast host of Cum Town, described as having been 'relegated to the waste bin of history' in a GQ article about his co-host Adam Friedland.

Mentions (126)
"This is probably what it feels like going to a furry con. I do not want to be associated with the target audience. Nick did good though lol."
I went to a nick Mullen stand up show and it was embarrassing · u/beachling · ↑803 · 2022-08-20
"Can't stop thinking about the dude who paid money to watch Nick Mullen live and complained about how people who paid money to watch Nick Mullen live are losers"
"nicks is the funniest. and i feel like he's low-key quite smart. troubled artiste"
my thoughts on cumtown as new listener (lol) · u/Spiritual_Two_986 · ↑485 · 2024-02-14
"not sure how this isn't being discussed here (indicator of the absolute state of the sub) or if nick is just doing a bit but it does seem like it truly over and that stav is the real winner."
nick mullen leaving the adam friedland show · u/bushdoesntcareabout · ↑441 · 2025-01-26
"Now that red scare is mostly associated with race science and the rise of the new right, you've got Nick collaborating with a Democratic mayoral candidate, Adam interviewing SJP and Neil Degrasse Tyson, and Stav becoming a genuinely popular comedian who seems to appeal to people far beyond CT's init"
"Agree on most other comedy stuff though (Peep Show, 30 Rock, Seinfeld, Nick Mullen)."
RS Confession Space (your most un-RS tastes and opinions) · u/Paula-Abdul-Jabbar · ↑396 · 2024-09-13
"He cut me in the line for the ISIS recruiter and was told he's too Israeli looking to wield the Sword of Islam against the Great Satan"
I saw Nick Mullen get rejected from joining ISIS last week · DocSporky510 · ↑380 · 2022-12-30
"On Stav's podcast he said "I owe it all to you Bobby" to Bobby Kelly, and then Bobby goes, "Well, maybe to Nick Mullen""
"pretty clearly bpd imo. speaks with theater-kid tonal inflection and constantly overshares. makes constant unnecessary references to the prophet and his book, which is funny. i feel like this whole thing could be a bit written by nick mullen (pbuh)"
met a queer muslim convert irl · u/Zealousideal_Cow9044 · ↑332 · 2024-12-15
"Maybe it's time BIG NICK makes the call to bring me in third mic."
Scumbag Vinny AMA · u/VinnyBeedle4Real · ↑328 · 2024-10-18
"saw Nick tonight at Zanies in Nashville. It was a good time. My girlfriend said he was pretty funny, but it would have been funnier if his joke about the vaccine containing dog herpes medication were switched to cat herpes medication, since dogs don't typically get herpes and cats often do."
saw Nick tonight at Zanies in Nashville · u/Due-Reindeer-8425 · ↑306 · 2022-09-24
"Listening to Nick and stav make jokes about dasha being a lying cheating bitch and a slavic beguiler even before she cheated on him is wild, what was the he thinking putting on a ring on her in his 30s dumbass bug"
old episodes of cumtown during the dasha era · u/KewlAdam · ↑297 · 2024-10-15
"He's always been a complainer but he also always had the best bits, now he's like mad about being old or something and he just bitches all the time. Way less jokes. He's inventing a new type of annoying comic, the guy who can afford a house just from selling dick pills but never stops whining."
Nick Mullen is becoming insufferable · Spiritual_Foot9641 · ↑296 · 2024-03-10
"blah blah he was molested who cares people have ten times worst done to them and manage to get over it blah blah his fans are some of the most wretched humans on planet earth true but does that really matter if you're making bank off of them? like what else am i missing here? he's rich hot and famou"
Seriously what the fuck does Nick Mullen have to be so depressed about? · NormalAndWellAdjustd · ↑293 · 2024-03-29
"Even Mullen has a sort of surreal side to him, where his media autism creates a supeecollider of stupid old action movies and UPN shows."
Sam Hyde was never funny · u/ObeseBackgammon · ↑271 · 2024-09-04
"Just listened to his podcast with Dan soder. He brought up a random YouTube case about a lawyer being charged with hard drug possession. I looked it up and the case is hilarious. I really miss ct and mainly his online autism bringing me fun shit to look into."
Fuck I miss nick mullen · u/Novel_Speed_4206 · ↑266 · 2024-12-19
"It got to the part where Nick is riffing about UPS dropping off a package of adult diapers at his house with a swastika on it or something and then he started doing his black guy impression and she was just completely flabbergasted. Thankfully I picked up on this relatively quickly and clumsily trie"
Accidentally played TAFS while driving my date home · u/Marks-and-Angles · ↑254 · 2024-05-27
"I legitimately can't stop giggling whenever I'm reminded of this"
Never forget Nick Mullen had a speaking role in a Hollywood film · Grouperfish13 · ↑232 · 2023-11-29
"Nick Mullen has been relegated to the waste in of history by the powers that be. Is it because his mom denies the holocaust?"
"Nick and Stav used to make fun of Adam for still trying out new identities like a teenager does when he's almost 40. While he almost always makes deadpan jokes or asks absurd questions to mess with people, the only person he's been genuinely sincere with for the entire interview was G Herbo. I reall"
Can anyone explain to me what Adam is doing? · u/240to180 · ↑219 · 2025-10-02
"going on TAFS to recount nick mullen bits back to him was his crossing of the Rubicon."
there is something viscerally offensive about Matty Healy · villageinnocence · ↑211 · 2023-02-10
"He crushed unsurprisingly. His opener was a guy who was basically Nick from ten years ago and is already in AA so probably worse off than Mullen but also really funny. The photo meet-n-greet line looked like a Magic the Gathering tournament."
Just saw the Mulldog standup live · u/Suitcase-Carwash · ↑201 · 2022-11-13
"1) everyone in the crowd was ugly (probably me too) 2) i think i have a crush on him now just posting to get your support during these trying times"
i saw nick mullen tonight · u/nyiskillingme · ↑200 · 2022-06-12
"we all know that nick could have been an actor if he made "better" life choices, but adam easily could have been too."
the adam friedland show is crazy good this week · sixdigitthrowaway · ↑190 · 2022-08-09
"Thank you Nick, Stav, Dasha, Anna, Adam (in that order) for many years of laughs and discourse."
"In a blog post from a few weeks ago about his eye infection he said it felt like punishment from god, and the transgression he listed was looking at men the wrong way, and in the latest cum town premium there was a joke about his closetedness, and Stav acknowledged it too."
"I just made a comment about this elsewhere and I even occasionally like to tune in myself, but why in the hell does their subreddit consist of people that sound like a bunch of clones constantly trying to outfunny eachother with the exact same formulaic material. Its so emasculating when a man tries"
"I was able to talk to him after his Chicago show this weekend for about half an hour. He is breathtaking. I'm very tall and of course I've always wondered what it would be like to stand next to him, and shockingly, even though I objectively tower over him, he still appeared as a giant to me. Being n"
Nick is stunningly gorgeous in real life · u/expressed_principle · ↑166 · 2026-02-02
"She loves comedy and always buys tickets to whoever without looking them up. She and all her siblings found him to be "very offensive" and "not funny at all". They said everyone there "was there for a podcast or something", but they weren't entirely sure."
Mom accidentally took all of her OOT siblings Nick Mullen · u/K3Anny · ↑162 · 2023-08-21
"Nd his buddies commenting on the breakup is also LAME AF. mike recine "she sucks" nick telling girls to hit Adam up. like in 6 months when hes not over it its because you DIDNT LET HIM GRIEVE."
MY TAKE · u/yourecancelled · ↑152 · 2019-07-16
"Nick is my best friend and the future best man at my wedding. It was a little odd. He acted like he didn't recognize me considering the coded messages he sends me through those YT clips. I tried to riff with him during the show, but to no avail."
I went to Nick Mullen's Stand Up last night · u/mobinsalaharibrule · ↑151 · 2022-08-21
"They all murdered. Nick was like a drunk lil spider monkey compared to the all the big fellas. I've never understood the urge to want to befriend famous ppl till now:("
"He killed it, and there was surprisingly a good number of hot women that were pretending they weren't laughing at the indian impression jokes."
Soy couple at Mullen's show · 420doggface207 · ↑140 · 2022-11-13
"Nick Mullen got on Fox News with less. She could 100% get on Fox as an Opinionarian if she tried. Now that I think of it, her utter lack of ambition despite insecure awareness of it makes her so much more cool."
"Give me your most unforgettable schizos and the thirst posts about Nick M*llen, best Ls and the worst Ws"
best moments of the sub · u/HieronymusTush · ↑136 · 2026-01-06
"His name is literally Jihad. Nick Mullen couldn't make this up."
UK synagogue attacked revealed to be Syrian. · u/iconicling · ↑135 · 2025-10-03
"Does anyone have it? It was posted here before but can't find it"
Mullen's blog post about turning 30 · u/dirtyupthesprite · ↑132 · 2021-04-02
"Im honestly perplexed at how this is even possible when Nick Mullen borders comedic genius territory. Reading comments under old ct clips or under AFS videos and seeing the same 'im gay' comments every time makes me hate everything adam and nick have cultivated."
CT fans are legitimately the most unfunny braindead people alive · u/Old_Start_1146 · ↑130 · 2023-08-24
"They say "You've met me at a very Chinese time in my life" but I hear "oh my god you guys, walk don't run to the latest TikTok viral matcha cafe in New York". And why is Stav on my tv?"
"Like a subversive genius with a thousand relatable neurosis who's talent allows them to become a champion of an overlooked niche of losers, but for women? If so, who?"
"Nick Mullen back on the sauce and cucked by King Bug. Sad to see. I took a pic with him and friends from crew and he looked like a little dwarf."
Are there any Norm-tier comedians now? · u/Stunning_Search_6401 · ↑120 · 2024-04-29
"[Nick Mullen Seinfeld Voice] What am I supposed to do with that? learn what a gay is?"
Women who post LGBTQ "resources" in their bio · u/Throwaway88345214 · ↑116 · 2022-11-14
"YouTube recommended me a nick mullen standup special two years ago, and now here I am trying to explain to my gf why a film school hw assignment titled 'write a horror movie about Jeffery Epstein with between three and five characters' wasn't a complete waste of a Friday night."
Just saw the Scary of Sixty First · u/Due-Reindeer-8425 · ↑115 · 2022-02-19
"Nothing like being 5'6" and pulling all the ladies with your muscles. Reminds me of my close personal friend Nick Mullen"
Hell yeah dudes rock · u/hyster2734 · ↑104 · 2024-11-30
"One of the most brutal takedowns of Adam by Nick: 'Anytime you say you like or don't like something it has nothing to do with your emotional relation to the underlying thing. It only has to do with your emotional relationship to yourself.'"
"Is he going to bully me? Should I come up with my own jokes? I've never been to a comedy show before."
"I've always thought Anna might harbor a secret crush on Nick"
thinking today of dasha victim adam friedland 🥀 · u/Material_Load_1609 · ↑87 · 2025-12-16
"I had a great time performing for you amazing center-left listeners and it was refreshing to get back out on the standup circuit. The turnout was swell, and the audience was warm and receptive to the jokes."
I was Nick Mullen at my show last night · u/West_Flounder2840 · ↑83 · 2022-08-22
"And did he get a spiked pager or iPhone that exploded? We haven't heard from him for a week."
Is Nick Mullen ok since he wore a hezbollah shirt? · u/CravenPaperTowels · ↑81 · 2024-09-20
"Starring Dasha Nekrasova and Anna Khachichyan, boyfriend played by Nick Mullen, film directed by me except for the 15 minute long sex scene between Dasha and Nick, which I make Adam direct"

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