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Comedy podcast described as 'striking gold' and something the hosts should never have given up, even as one co-host pursued a poorly-received stand-up special.

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"I think people assume he's just an unfortunate looking dude trying to make it in the world of comedy, not knowing he makes $20k a month doing a podcast about being gay with your dad"
"The girlsll go back to being socialists, Matt Christman will become magically unstroked, Stavll come back to cum town?"
So does this mean we're gonna get a dirtbag left do over · u/Sea-Moose8041 · ↑869 · 2024-11-06
"The other thing that struck me is that seems almost identical the Cum Town stealing vending machines bit. They got what, a few hundred dollars? And now they're gonna be charged with 5+ counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, which is going to be decades inside."
Got robbed at gunpoint yesterday · [deleted] · ↑514 · 2022-07-11
"They both started as obscure cum town muses and now one is dancing on stage with Charli XCX at her birthday party with Lorde and Dasha runs a Thiel backed psyop podcast."
"His face will light up with such pure joy it can only mean one thing. He has "remembered a bit from cum town.""
"In the lib mainstream of the late 2010s, red scare was tangentially associated with things like "leftism" and "feminism", making it broadly palatable to nyt columnists and B-list celebrities. On the other hand, cum town was primarily associated with things like "racism" and "misogyny", making it a t"
"btw the song referenced is almost exactly like that cum town bit about "writing a pop song about wanting to fuck another bitch""
what does ja rule think about poly · u/Fodderstompy · ↑360 · 2024-11-22
"if adam and stav had a baby and it was raised by nick"
This guy looks like all the Cum Town hosts at once · u/women_und_men · ↑325 · 2025-09-08
"one of the reasons i like cumtown is because the guys seem so culturally tuned in, (ik how gay this is but hear me out) like they reference things offhand and everyone gets it and doesn't act confused or out of the loop."
Feeling alienated cause you can't find people like you · u/FunnyHow- · ↑292 · 2025-07-27
"i went to an ice cream shop last night and i was wearing my star of david necklace. this old guy comes up to me and says he likes my necklace and winks. a few minutes later i hear him order a kid sized ice cream for himself and then complain that it isn't full enough, demanding a refund. the situati"
we do it to ourselves · u/allisagentlespring · ↑254 · 2024-05-10
"I can feel my brain melting. My job at the moment is very conducive to listening to podcasts but I am currently travelling for work and I am alone. My only human interaction is when I get food to pick up when I say hi to the hotel clerk when I come and go. This is probably the worst parasocial relat"
I've been listening to ~5 hours of Cum Town every day. · u/moofin_men · ↑247 · 2021-03-14
"Nick Mullen has been relegated to the waste in of history by the powers that be. Is it because his mom denies the holocaust?"
"To make it even worse, there was a skinny fat dude in a wrinkly Cum Town shirt sitting next to me who kept staring at my screen without ever even blinking."
All the good streaming sites were blocked on my flight's wifi · u/who_is_hegel · ↑217 · 2022-01-14
"We were talking about Cum Town ending last night and she said 'yeah, it makes sense when one of the cohosts is in a coma after a stroke.'"
My wife thought Stav was in a coma · u/Cinnamon_Shops · ↑212 · 2025-03-04
"seems like a cum town bit."
"In a blog post from a few weeks ago about his eye infection he said it felt like punishment from god, and the transgression he listed was looking at men the wrong way, and in the latest cum town premium there was a joke about his closetedness, and Stav acknowledged it too."
"Felt like those cumtown eps exceeding an hour in length where they're having such a good time riffing that time and any sense of materiality and place dissolve and the moment is such that it becomes transcendent and the riffs are golden and endowed with the potential to be extended into infinity."
Nick is stunningly gorgeous in real life · u/expressed_principle · ↑166 · 2026-02-02
"I like the fellas, they remind me of the heteronormativity of middle school in 2007. They're the gross boys to red scares emos and I feel affectionately inclined toward them"
Cum town sub · u/allmanbutters · ↑143 · 2019-07-10
"I've tried to get into it a few times, have found some beginnings of episodes so annoying that I stopped listening after a few seconds but I've made it through two whole episodes which I found relatively enjoyable to listen to, mildly funny here and there but also nothing special ...so, someone expl"
what is the appeal of Cum Town? · u/atouchingdisplay · ↑135 · 2022-06-27
"Just realized that this sub is full of gay contrarians who would literally have nothing to talk about with each other as their personality is derived from bullying libs and reciting cumtown bits as their own."
The ppl on this sub should never meet up · u/Throwawayjasmine21 · ↑135 · 2022-08-10
"Cum Boys are the Irish, because they're racist, retarded drunks and Red Scare are the Italians, because they're cultured and have good taste but also equally retarded at the same time. Plus RS also has criminal connections (Peter Thiel), a lot like the Mafia. Romantic relationships happen very frequ"
"15 years ago, a stand-up with Stav's skillset would never have a special, rightfully so. I guess due to the cum fans liking him he started to think he was more polished and had a stronger presence than he does. they should literally never give up cumtown. they struck gold."
Stav's stand-up special is Two-Thumbs Down · u/train_guy_420_69 · ↑111 · 2022-06-06
"It's just Nick with Dan Soder or Luis Gomez or any of the rest of the old Cum Town whack pack doing boring two-man conversation pods."
"'Dirtbag' podcasts on the other hand (rs, chapo, ct, tafs) all have or had massive subreddits. When the_donald got banned along with chapo/ct, we found out that chapo/ct had subreddits about the same size as the Donald Trump sub. I know Chapo is gay, Cum Town is over, TAFS is mid and RS is regarded,"
"Usually a chapo or cum town reply guy whose handle is like "don cherry's flipflops @pussygrinder69" or some bullshit."
Why do all twitter leftists write in the exact same way? · u/CleverTeller · ↑94 · 2021-07-10
"Shout out to the time I was at a bar and there was some girls from another friend group there, and I was drunkenly explaining to one of them the Riddler joke from Cum Town, y'know the one where instead of the riddler its just "the n word" with "ler" at the end (she was a liberal type, very against t"
Autistic Moment · u/GiveMe1ThousandRats · ↑91 · 2025-04-17
"Cum Town is Last Of The Summer Wine for millennials and it could potentially run for just for just as long, continuing long after the original cast have all died/become too decrepit to make anything more than depressing cameo appearances."
Cum Town is Last Of The Summer Wine for millennials · u/LilacDomino · ↑71 · 2021-06-26
"Babe what are you talking about? Red scare, Chapo, cum town? That must've been one weird dream, huh. Anyway, come on we gotta make it to our Democrat volunteer meeting."
Babe wake up it's 2015 · u/cooqies1 · ↑67 · 2022-03-24
"anna khachiyan and dasha nekrasova of redscare podcast should get stavros halkias of cum town podcast on redscare podcast"
they should get stav on the pod · u/tittybackup23234 · ↑66 · 2019-11-12
"cum town and red scare will both be defunct within the year, one by choice, the other by how terrible it has gotten"
vibe shift · u/radarmannn · ↑65 · 2022-06-20
"I had an Ethiopian Uber driver a few days ago who was educating me about stocks and financial health and I could hear Stav's cackle in the back of my head."
Have you ever met a real life Cum Town character? · u/LibraryNo2717 · ↑65 · 2025-04-04
"I dont even listen to cum town any more or chapo. All i do is listen to red scare. It's my favorite podcast."
My brain is broken. · u/CHAPO_DEFENSE_FORCE · ↑62 · 2019-01-07
"Is the fat one ever funny? The hot sounding one carries the show"
Started listening to Cum town · u/spore1234 · ↑59 · 2020-12-02
"We proceeded to wield sledgehammers and knock it down. It was essentially a cum town bit. A bunch of whites and asians writing slurs on campus lmao."
A funny memory about a Trump protest the day after he was elected · u/candlelightcassia · ↑59 · 2025-07-24
"I see them hours before she does. I've listened to two episodes of red scare, cum town all the way baby."
"For the past couple years, it feels like cum town is about the only comedy show that really hits for me."
Where do you guys go for comedy other than cum town? · Duke__Leto · ↑54 · 2020-10-08
"You ever listen to Cum Town?"
Advice: Conversation starters with strangers · u/2168143547 · ↑53 · 2025-09-15
"She would never go on Red Scare she hates white women too much... She does although really like straight white men. She would be great on cum town"
Azealia Banks go on Cum Town · u/Ali_Exxxpress · ↑51 · 2020-04-23
"I found out about ct thru this sub and was curious what it was about + think Nick is cute and wow, there's no way the guys I know my age actually have conversations like that right? The pod is a comedy show, so obvs they are just playing up being so retarded? Like it's all just an act?"
"Then I woke up to find cum town had released a final farewell episode 3 years after the fact. Am I a psychic? Perhaps. The lord works in mysterious ways"
Had a dream about getting molested by my dad last night · u/grimace-smoking-weed · ↑49 · 2025-03-03
"Mainly talking about Chapo, Cum Town, and Red Scare, although it feels like pretty much everyone who's appeared on any of these shows has their own podcast now lol. As far as I'm aware none of them have ever really dropped in patreon sub numbers across their lifespan."
How long do you think the Brooklyn podcast boom is gonna last? · u/MaverickxIceman4ever · ↑46 · 2019-05-17
"any one of us Cum Town boys could absolutely dominate a Red Scare fan in a gay sex situation"
"When i need a perfect medium high i hit up my friends at dietsmoke.com. remember to use code CUMTOWN at checkout for 20% off. thats two - zero."
saturday night bike ride (short story) · u/[deleted] · ↑44 · 2022-09-04
"Nick Mullen, previous co star of the 'cum town' podcast, has passed away in his Chicago brownstone home."
I just got news that nick mullen has passed away. · u/harvestandruin · ↑35 · 2025-05-30
"I struggle upright and discover that the shrimp cocktail tray has suctioned its self to the drain, flooding my kitchen. What listening to Cum Town for one day will do"
. · u/000dahlia · ↑28 · 2023-02-10
"I get Cumtown is seen as the anti-Idpol leftist podcast (not that it has a lot of significance), but it's suicide-give up-miasma. It bends way towards depression too much."
"You might have heard of -- Cum Town fan, among other things -- Craig Jones."
"However, in the latest Cum Town, we get a different story. Adam was happy that Tiger won because he is a male victim of domestic violence much like Adam."
Dasha and Adam · u/alexandrawallace69 · ↑84 · 2019-04-17
"they get to claim they actually like cumtown and aren't a bunch of prudes"
"I've listened to two episodes of red scare, cum town all the way baby."

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