NFL

"ESPN going from general sports highlights to NBA/NFL talking head screamfest and culture war pandering."

"Guy with a million failed businesses, low IQ, bone spurs, a squandered family fortune, 34 felony convictions, laughed at by NFL ownership and both political parties, diet Coke and big Mac diet, left multiple broken families in multiple pieces in his wake"

"Buffalo Bills Damar Hamlin may have just died on the field in the first NFL game of 2023."

"I know that 'hur dur was there a sportsball today' is rightfully hated, but I do get kind of sad thinking about men who really seem to only have one hobby or pastime outside of their family and job. It's really nuts how huge of an organization the NFL is and what a cultural and economic powerhouse i"

"Getting older isn't just hearing a Taylor Swift song in an NFL commercial and realizing that relationship is just corporate synergy"

"Every franchise is operating like it's 2015 when only like 8 of them knew what the fuck they were doing. Now every team's front office is staffed with half-smart haircut bros who listen to podcasts, so they've all adopted what was previously the optimal way to build a team"

"Americans have so many, from Eisenhower being a secret communist, to q anon, NFL and Taylor swift being a democrat agent, whatever, what's the version in Germany, Brazil, whatever?"

"But in the last couple years after getting out of a long term relationship and moving to a major flashy US city now her whole life and friend group revolves around fucking NBA/NFL players."

"The NFL promotes Patrick Mahomo over Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen (and Joe burrow and Jalen Hurts tbh) and puts their thumb on the scale to make sure he's the face of the league because they're too woke to have a white face of the league but still too conservative and weak to have a genuine black fa"