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Sports television network that was constantly on at a friend's house, switching between basketball, football, MLB, and UFC.

Mentions (9)
"They're not abusive or intentionally cruel, but they genuinely seem to not think or ponder about their SO as a special individual. They need a gf because they want a normal life but their gf ranks after ESPN and going out with their friends."
Men who don't really care about their girlfriends/wives · u/999lonely · ↑534 · 2026-01-04
"ESPN bought in; likely because it's pennies on the dollar compared to other sports with decent enough audience numbers but whatever."
"ESPN going from general sports highlights to NBA/NFL talking head screamfest and culture war pandering."
Cold take but money does really ruin everything · u/Ok-Variation-8785 · ↑432 · 2023-08-03
"The worst offenders in my opinion are guys like Drew Brees doing ads for some niche gambling site or app, ESPN/mainstream media figures embracing it adds a degree of legitimacy to a sick industry."
Gambling should be illegal again · NeilPunhandlerHarris · ↑177 · 2021-11-24
"ESPN is never not on unless it's to watch some shitty formulaic television show on Netflix. We switch from basketball, to football, and MLB, to UFC on Saturdays."
I'm not straight enough for the straights · u/reelmeish · ↑90 · 2023-01-10
"this basketball player from Duke dropped pretty far in the nba draft a few nights ago and some guy on espn said it's because his girlfriend made him cut off contact with his family."
"The only other things he watches are ESPN, Jeopardy or CNN."
Anybody else have a dad who endlessly watches Big Bang Theory? · u/FreaksTouchGrass · ↑50 · 2024-01-06
"I feel like there's deep lessons to be learned here hidden under a humorous ESPN segment"
"I thought the point of barstool sports was to less lib and offer flaming hot takes on sports that you just won't get ESPN or your local FM sports channel"
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