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Home state of an overweight English teacher abroad who declared he would 'never date a western woman.'

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"it was a weekend morning. somewhere in central nebraska, i can't remember where. i was pushing west towards cheyenne. i hadn't planned to stop there - my adderall had worn off, i was STARVING, and pulled off some random exit looking for food."
i once stopped at a mom-and-pop diner in a rural nebraska town · Quilted-Manuscript · ↑464 · 2024-04-21
"He would photograph families in front of their sod homes with the majority of their belongings, often modifying the plates with text and drawings."
"He was the first (only) person irl to tell me he would 'never date a western woman' (he was from Nebraska)."
"During an episode of Celebrity Squares, Gilbert Godfrey was asked what was Nebraska's state song. He replied, 'We Gotta Get Out Of This Place' by The Animals?' never fails to give me a good chuckle."
This lives rent free in my head · u/Puzzleheaded-Cow2930 · ↑47 · 2026-01-08
"I was in east Colorado yesterday coming from Nebraska and I was like wtf where are the mountains this is just a continuation of Kansas."
In downtown Denver right now · u/[deleted] · ↑27 · 2021-07-22
"Caelion Oddadamus is not the Christian name of this guy, who from what I gathered was a gay CPA from Nebraska living in Texas."
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