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Colorado city described as cute despite associations with Patagonia wearers and expensive housing, with nice scenery on the drive from Wyoming.

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"Charlie Kirk is not the only victim of gun violence to keep in your thoughts"
"He told us yesterday he accepted reassignment out of Denver and bought 108 acres of rural property that he intends to build into a self sufficient compound. When asked why such a big change and huge undertaking, he explained that he feels it's a safer place to be once the economy collapses."
The squarest, most sane guy I know is bugging out of society · u/MammothLeaves · ↑695 · 2025-09-03
"Just an absolute fucking shithole with ZERO cultural identity. It's like they got 60% of the way to building a real city and then forgot to actually put anything there. It's the closest thing to an American Dubai next to Vegas. It's got the density, the transit, the verticality of a real city - but "
I hate Denver Colorado more than any other city in the US · u/SnakeHarmer · ↑474 · 2023-07-09
"I was in Denver recently, and couldn't shake a feeling of unease. Nasty looking people, sinister vibes. Maybe it's something about the dichotomy between all the rainbow love yourself imagery and insane homeless people yelling in the street."
Cities with a sinister vibe · u/Left_Remote_7278 · ↑460 · 2025-10-26
"I used to live in Denver, and 15 years in Boulder before that. In the nineties I lived in Chicago, which was awesome but I don't miss the weather."
Hot take: move to a college town in a red state · throwaway_boulder · ↑189 · 2024-09-07
"You aren't the Fran Liebowitz of Denver."
Not everybody is cut out for cultural commentary · u/Low-Interaction-8763 · ↑173 · 2025-08-08
"It feels exactly the same as the tiny home people or people who moved to Denver right when weed became legal. Eventually it's going to feel like a really tacky decision - when the trend dies out."
Everything-Pilled people are cringe · u/Firm_Link_9726 · ↑117 · 2024-04-29
"If you had to choose out of Boston, L.A., Chicago, Seattle or Denver, which city would you want to live in?"
"Seattle and Portland are on the decline. Austin's had its boom. Denver is old news."
What's the next American city to blow up? · u/billuminati99 · ↑85 · 2023-04-07
"A really rich degenerate friend of mine is members of the same country club in Denver as John Elway, and apparently Elway is a massive dick."
John Elway · [deleted] · ↑75 · 2022-10-08
"He was leaving the city the next day, and had somehow found a secretary job in Denver."
"Seattle would be good because a lot of my family is there; I also am possibly considering Denver."
"denver gets a ton of hate, but you're an hour from some of the best skiing, hiking, fishing, ect in the country. hard to empathize with anyone complaining about colorado"
"The West™ has officially collapsed after shithole country #1 resumed ties with shithole country #2 with a combined GDP of a suburb of Denver"
"Another downside is that a lot of these Asian kids have pretty cultureless hobbies like consooming a la one of those hiker rock-climbing bros who, according to rsp, are currently in the process of shitting up Denver and Seattle."
Striver Asian parents are good? · u/redeemedleafblower · ↑48 · 2024-04-08
"I was wondering if we could start another comment thread of Denver hate to feed my soul. A few years back, someone posted "I hate Denver Colorado more than any other city in the US" and it was getting new comments up until recently."
I hate Denver · u/Raskolnikov874 · ↑48 · 2025-09-29
"Holy crap. What a nightmare. These tech startup dudebros are popping up everywhere I move."
Dating in Denver · u/forestgreen333 · ↑35 · 2022-11-03
"I met a man from Denver, Colorado. He told me Canadians were buying property in Arizona."
"Come to my event. I'm a dumb attention seeking whore. Denver RedScare Meetup - Friday, April 15th @ 7:30 pm Dive Inn Bar - 1380 S. Broadway"
Denver Meetup is Here · u/K3Anny · ↑32 · 2022-04-06
"Denver: sausage fest"
I enjoy going to city subreddits and seeing what they say about dating there · u/obvious-throwaway778 · ↑30 · 2023-12-24
"Despite the baggage I carry from Patagonia wearers I knew in my past and seeing signs saying "homes starting from the $500's" more than a half hour away I gotta say it's very cute. The drive from Wyoming was very nice to up until the last hour where I was in traffic."
In downtown Denver right now · u/[deleted] · ↑27 · 2021-07-22
"He told us yesterday he accepted reassignment out of Denver and bought 108 acres of rural property that he intends to build into a self sufficient compound."
The squarest, most sane guy I know is bugging out of society · u/MammothLeaves · ↑695 · 2025-09-03
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