Mentions (23)
"What is this dude made of? He literally just started a band because he wants to be the new third mic on Cumtown 2: Cumcity."
"It's amazing how this guy can both fangirl over nick to the point where he asked him to do a random 4 year old throwaway gay parody and also be a pop star and date arguably the biggest musician in the world. What a guy"
"... is watching the Taylor Swift superfans lose their minds over her personal life like it affects them when they didn't give a shit when that report came out about her using her private jet like it was a taxi cab."
"Ice Spice is low energy, looks like Carrot Top, and is not good at her job (but I at least respect that she didn't gaf when Matty Healey made fun of her)"
"They had that month of full on meltdowns and insane 10k upvoted threads about how taylor fucking matty healy meant she was basically evil incarnate and a nazi and hated minorities etc and now only a few weeks later its all quiet."
"'you should respect the values of the country you're performing at' and said values are homophobia"
"The dude literally kills fat annoying women just by existing which is something i admire and respect, but his music is very meh. I expected something like slide away or i bet that you look good on the dancefloor but it's just very boring pop music."
"he's such a poseur to the point where he started doing heroin as an accessory to his "rockstar aesthetic", when his mum was a famous daytime TV host. an avatar for all the annoying English guys you get stuck speaking to in a smoking area or an afters ( they didn't study philosophy at uni but want yo"
"then comes along matty. he is ugly and annoying and honestly a complete degenerate. i know the common opinion on the sub is that anything goes but tbh after listening to the ep i thought he came off as pretty gross and lame. he looks developmentally challenged and is very obviously a coomer. taylor "
"Julian's been hitting out at british kids in his instagram comments and siding with malaysia, he obviously heard that Matty made fun of his psychic pal DM on TAFS and is incredibly pressed. Matty posted this on his story just now in response."
"what if Matty Healy locks eyes with Ice Spice and they fall in love at the recording studio while Taylor and her are recording their miserable collabo?"
"The podcast shit is dumb, but I'm not really rooting for him"
"We talked for a half hour or so, mostly just idle chit chat to perk her up. She's a Swiftie, so we talked about the Matty Healy thing. She hated me listening to cumtown and it used to be a huge point of contention on road trips. Apparently she screens men for the cumboys and red scare now."
""Can you believe that Taylor Swift is dating Matty Healy? I can't believe she would do this — he said such hurtful things!" One girl replied: "He gives me the ick because he goes by Matty." Another said: "Did you see that photo of him wearing a Red Scare hat?""
"Matty Healy was reading aloud about the way fame traps the soul and I realized no one in the world really cares about anything I have to say, so I stopped trying to listen to any 'commentary' and gave into the inexplicable near-pain of rapid-fire achoo-ing"
"his chubby dyslipidemia wings will melt because someone finds out he used to be on the podcast Matty Healy got cancelled on."
"Why would Matty do this? When will his reign of terror end?"
"Every song on the new Taylor Swift album is about matty healy. Except maybe 1 or 2 about Travis Kelce and Joe Alwyn. Taylor about to be canceled all over over a c*mtown bit."
"I can't wait for Rina's next rant about Matty over that KoRn riff"
"Peanut! I'm not kidding."
"I think he's cringey tbh but its hilarious how much of an effect he's having on them. The amount of gnashing and screaming on popculturechat and fauxmoi is hilarious. You would think the guy eats babies. Like its just matty healy"
"he's such a poseur to the point where he started doing heroin as an accessory to his 'rockstar aesthetic', when his mum was a famous daytime TV host"
"why is he considered controversial, like did he rape someone or smth?"