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Cigarette brand satirically described as announcing a new line of queer-friendly self-care cigarettes with rainbow colors and astrological infusions.

Mentions (4)
"I was walking through the streets of Seattle during the early afternoon with two of my buddies. I really wanted a cigarette so I just walked up to a random middle aged dude smoking Marlboro Reds and asked him for one. He quietly stashed one behind his ear, gave me the entire pack and said 'go ahead "
The time I bummed a smoke from a guy who was about to die · LiterallyJohnLennon · ↑347 · 2025-12-13
"Lol fucking low life dashers who smoke trying to pretend like it's not a big deal that my box of onion rings smells like Marlboro reds."
Gotta stay up on dasher discourse · u/Dat_Boi_or_That_Boy · ↑233 · 2023-06-26
"Also Marlboro is cool as fuck wouldn't mind being a nomadic cowboy who rides horses and smokes and shit why do they have to be bad for you like someone make a cigarette that is good for you so you can be cool as fuck and not die from it."
Why do cigarettes have to be unhealthy? · u/The--Fall--Of--Rome · ↑111 · 2024-08-02
"it comes in rainbow colors and the tobacco is infused with floral and herbal extracts that correspond with astrological signs. try the mercury collection to imbue yourself with positive vibes during Mercury's retrograde phase"
BREAKING: Marlboro announces new line of queer-friendly self-care cigarettes · u/bitchyfuxkjngbltch34 · ↑73 · 2022-10-13
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