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A suburban region with NYC on one side and ocean on the other, described as having a unique insular culture mixing extreme wealth with trashiness.

Mentions (8)
"Turns out she lives on long island or some shit and is far away from me anyway. She says all the guys around her are the same so she lies to talk to other people."
"Was visiting family in Long Island and went bar hopping in Brooklyn. She was cool. NGL she ruined me"
I hooked up with Dasha in 2019 · u/EastWeird4634 · ↑229 · 2025-08-03
"Just looking at the map, it's odd that a place exists with NYC on one side and the ocean on the other, just completely cut off from everything. Most of what I 'know' comes from Tim Dillon's unhinged ranting about it cause he grew up there. A place of extreme wealth but also extreme trashiness and en"
I have a weird fascination with Long Island · u/fioreblade · ↑125 · 2025-12-03
"I was at the beach in Long Island yesterday, which has a good mix of liberals and conservatives, and I was with a good friend and two of his old friends who are married. The woman, who I just met that morning, already seemed insufferable, but some man walked by carrying a fairly big American flag, I"
"I legit have friends who will blow all their money, move back to NJ or Long Island or whatever back to their parents' to pay off their credit card debt, and then move back into Brooklyn 8 months later lol. Rinse and repeat."
"South Shorecels seething right now. Have an easy fast, everyone!"
Sea Cliff, LI · u/throwawayk527 · ↑27 · 2024-10-11
"I have a buddy who lives out on Long Island and came to visit me in the city on Friday. The LIRR recently extended its service to Grand Central, so we decided to hit up the rally for Palestine at Times Square."
Some notes from the Palestine rallies in NYC · u/rehabmama · ↑627 · 2023-10-15
"I don't get why it's the butt of so many jokes relative to other annoying places on the east coast."
Why is Long Island so shitty? · u/Sleep_Useful · ↑21 · 2021-06-06
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