Mentions (29)
"I cannot remember the last time so many things have happened at once. The fall of Assad followed immediately by the invasion of Syria by Israel. Drones over NJ. The miraculous UHC shooter."
"Today i brought up the drones flying above NJ to this girl and she genuinely thought i was crazy. I sounded so schizophrenic trying to explain that there's drones flying in from over the ocean once the sun goes down so i just gave up and now someone out there thinks i'm insane."
"From New Jersey -Unapologetically racist -Unbelievably stupid"
"Your Nonna has lived in New Jersey for the last 60 years. Who gives a fuck how she does it."
"I looked up prices of food in NJ and in some large city in the European part of Russia, I know there are also some taxes and blah blah blah, but Whole chicken 1kg in Walmart - $3,2, in Wegmans - $4,18, in Russian store - $2,7"
"i'll always remember when anna told the story about the time she was trying to look cool smoking virginia slims on the steps of city hall in new jersey and then she got bullied by a group of puerto rican teenagers."
"I was just thinking about how Ireland in's pite of having a smaller population that New Jersey is arguably one of the most influential countries in the anglosphere in terms of literature and poetry and all that."
"People's complaints about Indians not speaking English and thus refusing to assimilate or engaging in some kind of organized crime or attending college in a strip mall or frightening people in the street or being the only employees working at McDonalds or constituting 98% of their graduate program n"
"I need him to have like an over the top New Jersey italian american accent though for The Bit, not like the regular one. Ayyyy! Badabingdadoom! You know how it is - just hittin' my partner and then I go to the club. It's my cultureeeee! Ya muddaaaaa"
"In a weird way I hope Mamdani wins the race and gets rid of these jobs, I don't know how but if my sister leaves nyc I'd be so happy, she should stay in new jersey."
"In 2009, walking alone in a street in New Jersey, Dylan was picked up by the cops responding to a local homeowner's call reporting a suspicious-looking character outside. It has been rumoured he was searching for Bruce Springsteen's old house."
"About the 'Fraternal Order of Police' donation scam that every NJ resident with a phone has experienced."
"Publish a book of poetry, then a novel, then work on a screenplay about the economic anxieties of a faildaughter dating a drug dealer in New Jersey."
"I legit have friends who will blow all their money, move back to NJ or Long Island or whatever back to their parents' to pay off their credit card debt, and then move back into Brooklyn 8 months later lol. Rinse and repeat."
"He was born in America and grew up in New Jersey (immigrant parents). Guy has a great job making 6 figures in the city and is an otherwise sharp and outgoing person. I had to give him a 5 minute crash course on the confederacy so jokes in the show would make sense."
"I (21M NJ) was at gym and was eyeing this dude, I'm not gay I was just comparing myself to him, and he was hitting legs so I wanted to spark up a convo."
"I know Texas A&M and Penn State everyone agrees are complete cults (living in New Jersey now, I've met a ton of Nittany Lions and they're fun people but it's pretty accurate)."
"if this kind of shit keeps happening im going to move and become a Westchester/NJ dad who hates nyc"
"I picture ger in NJ, on her second marriage, pretending to work in 'real estate.'"
"Before he left, he gave me some advice: 'Never trust a man from New Jersey.' I return to the apartment, relieved, and ready to charge my phone. Guess what? The charger doesn't fucking work! I went through that whole experience for a broken phone charger."
"But I have a shitty job here in new jersey. I get two weeks off a year and so far most of that has been spent recovering from surgeries."
"I am visiting my sister and her family who live in New Jersey. I visited last summer for the first time with my twin sister who had a full itnerary; this visit I had no plan, so I just walked around."
"I hate florida and hate the heat. I've lived in NJ and PA and have experience snow storms and cold weather."
"I was reminded of this by the stinky lunch post. Maybe it's just because I'm Italian and live in new jersey, but so much of my Instagram feed are these weird caricature wops. Constantly posting 'you know you're Italian when...' or 'here's how Italians do picnics!' Or 'Italians in airports be like..'"
"I am from suburban New Jersey and this was my first time ever living in a rural environment. I locked the doors at night and always accidentally locked someone out."
"She recently told me that with my salary she thinks we should get married and move to New Jersey or Connecticut in a few years to start a family and I was crushed to realize that she thinks I am joking when I talk about how I'm saving everything I can to go move somewhere with more access to sperm w"
"My social media is flooded with news of mass alien drone sightings in NJ (coming out of the sea?). Anyone know what the hell is going on? Are aliens arriving? Secret DARPA tech?"
"embarked on my journey to New Jersey"
"I am from suburban New Jersey and this was my first time ever living in a rural environment."