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Texas city referenced in a hypothetical scenario about DNA databases solving cold cases and potentially incriminating relatives.

Mentions (4)
"Super awkward because my dad's family is Mexican/irish. 3 of his grandparents crossed the Mexican border into El Paso claiming asylum from the revolution. Only one of them was ever naturalized, and they all apparently had to dodge a few deportation round-ups during the repatriation back in the 30s."
Awkward · coolcoolcoolcool5 · ↑448 · 2025-06-09
"Imagine if your uncle had to kill a guy over a poker debt in El Paso 30 years ago, and now he catches a murder rap because you just had to know what specific type of euro mutt you are."
I will never submit a DNA test because I ain't no snitch · u/MrMegaPants · ↑215 · 2024-11-27
"Arrested at the El Paso zoo for breaking into the monkey enclosure and feeding them hot Cheetos 😍😍😍"
New Dream Girl Dropped: Mugshot Edition · Openheartopenbar · ↑32 · 2024-06-11
"I've been to El Paso a few times for work and it seems like a cool-ass place. There's tons of good food and hot people and there's a university. It's also seemed to somewhat avoid the gasto-pub, gentifrication-coreification that most cities have endured."
Is moving to El Paso a good idea? · u/[deleted] · ↑23 · 2021-07-09
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