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Benson Boone

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Contemporary pop musician whose music is played in grocery stores, contrasted unfavorably with traditional Muzak background music.

Mentions (5)
"Just watched someone open Spotify to skip between Beautiful Things by Benson Boone and Shape of You by Ed Sheeran."
"There's like 7 of them at a table, just typical Benson Boone/imagine Dragons type normie coworkers, plus one of the managers who seems to be half listening/ half typing something, blasting it for the whole room to hear."
"Putting flavors in your water, Crumbl Cookies, Benson Boone's hollow existence, the Savannah Bananas, being fat as fuck. All stem from the normalization of the midwestern mind."
Savannah Bananas and their popularity is genuinely disgusting · u/AnthonyRichardsonian · ↑226 · 2025-07-21
"Alex Warren, Benson Boone and now this guy. I just listened to his music and it's the same boring stuff. This can't be natural."
"the grocery store should be playing looping background music, not benson boone"
bring back muzak · u/Cheeki_Breeki_Bandit · ↑47 · 2025-06-26
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