"She refuses to watch anything made before 2000 because they have outdated values. According to my best friend it used to be 2010 but she likes the Y2K aesthetic too much so she gives it a pass."
"Now, of course, we are in Y2K. I don't know how long this will last. Maybe 2028? So we've evolved through 80 years of American aesthetics in 15 years. By the next election we will have caught up to the present."