"One of the very cute hosts immediately complimented my glasses and how they compliment my face. I then autistically explained that I got them at Warby Parker and that my vision insurance got me a great price on them. She was maybe hitting on me? Fml"
"It completely sucks the life out of it if some millennial warby parker goober is asking considered questions about a show they almost certainly would melt them if they heard it in 2020"