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Vlad the Impaler

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Historical figure known for impaling victims, used as metaphor for someone with a stick up their ass.

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"Such a stick up his ass that he could cosplay as Vlad the Impaler's next victim. He's the human embodiment of dishwater to the point where it's neurologically offensive."
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