Hormone linked to autism in cerebrospinal fluid research and to monogamy/nonmonogamy behaviors in animals, sarcastically proposed as a cure-all treatment.
"So there you have it, everyone. the link between autistic people and blue-hair polyamorous cane-users, all curable with a little squirt up the nose. while we're at it, state-mandated vasopressin treatment for all the absent dads with 6 child support cases. vasopressin chemtrails."