"I joined the Marines straight out of high school. It was a foolish attempt to escape my childhood and become a stronger, well adjusted person. I wound up in a unit full of sadistic alcoholic man children. I was an alcoholic myself while I was in. It was a very shitty and traumatic 4 years."
"Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit."