U2

"Finally his song comes up. With or Without You by U2. An undisputed GenX banger. The song Ross and Rachel kissed to. He steps up, Balding, Flabby. Replica Sambas on greying stubble. He whispers the lyrics in a grotesquely sultry manner. It sounds exactly like Bono looks, an embarrassing reminder of "

"If anything, they're probably now destined to become the U2 of ageing millennials."

"It's the only way I can think of to move forward as a society."

"U2 were actually good and hadn't yet become the bloated pompous stadium act people view them as today."