"I wasn't cutting it in pre-med, but my anthropology professor was super nice and would invite his students to go skiing with him and to have Thanksgiving with his family. Anyway he invited me to do an excavation in Tuvalu the next summer and the rest is history."
"I found this online pharmacy in Tuvalu that will sell me anything not regulated by the DEA. I will never get sick (too powerful) but in case I get like strep throat or something can just buy some amoxicillin and wait the 6 weeks for it to get here."