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Timothée Chalamet

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Actor criticized as representing artsy thin men who embody traits (cigarette smoking, black coffee drinking, emotional) that the poster believes should be reserved for women, contrasted with traditionally masculine men.

Mentions (29)
"Observing the T. Chalamet and Kylie Jenner discourse only highlights what we already know: you alt art hoes are the New Normies"
"he is the exact age that he was when he rose to power, he speaks french, looks smaller, has a wierd mix of charisma and awkwardness. I think that role is perfect for him, (Dune and Wonka not so much)"
"I do not particularly like Timothee Chalamet as an actor but I can already tell that his performances between his late 30's and early 50's are going to be incredible. Is what it is. Early DiCaprio just seemed like a hack prettyboy."
"Chalamet is going for worst performance of all time based on that trailer."
That new Willy Wonka movie looks BAD · u/GeicoFrogGaveMeHerp · ↑375 · 2023-07-11
"Levantine/Iraqi zillenial grifters living in Dubai who found insanely overpriced 'conscious' Arab streetwear brands, post like Timothee Chalamet and get their gf called Lara/Lana/Yara/Laila to model for their brand."
Niche arab archetypes · denis-diderot · ↑338 · 2023-09-01
"After watching Dune ii, I was reminded how beautiful Timothee was, and, as a descendant of the prophet myself, identified with him. I'm actually in law school right now, and aspire to hold political office in the future, so it made me realize how beauty and power go hand in hand."
My BF is mad about my bedside photo of Timothee Chalamet · u/ain_neri · ↑278 · 2024-03-08
"Timothy was better in part 1, but I don't believe him as a powerful leader. At all. And Zendaya just kept making a stink face that came across as petulant when she's meant to be the relatable beating heart character. Their energies do not fill the screen."
Dune: Are Chalamet and Zendaya miscast? · u/DeerSecret1438 · ↑249 · 2024-03-23
"I'm an early 30s Millennial so maybe I'm just out the loop. Chamalet?"
Do the kids actually have any 'Cool' Icons these days? · u/MoistTadpoles · ↑225 · 2025-04-08
"Timothy Chalamet? Weasel. Every new guy looks like a weasel now."
Famous men aren't hot anymore · u/Reasonable_Let9032 · ↑210 · 2025-11-02
"COUNTERCULTURE TO HELL REDDITORS 100K USERS CHEUGY LOOKSMAXXING BBLS ARE OUT ANOREXIA AND BULIMIA BACK IN INTERMITTENT FASTING CLEAN GIRL MAKEUP GLASS SKIN KPOP STANS BTS TIMOTHEE CHALAMET AGE GAP"
"But Timothée? Just because he's the only waifish un cancelled actor around doesn't mean he's suited for this. He sounds like a Pixar voice actor in the trailer. Sure it's supposed to be Wonka's coming of age shit or whatever so you need a svelte little queer looking twink for the part but no one nee"
Timothée Chalaléme is Wonka · u/discountstorebjork · ↑180 · 2023-07-26
"I hate these artsy little stick thin cigarette smoking and black coffee drinking men. That's for girls only. Leave the starving to me. I need a man who I know can devour a t bone steak and a heaping scoop of potatoes with plenty room for dessert. Who could pick me up and carry me out of a burning bu"
Timothee Chalamet is a disease · u/Free_Asparagus_7508 · ↑164 · 2023-09-10
"Exotic-sounding European name, Angular, boyish face and slender build, Only stars in prestige pics (for the most part), Commercially successful household names before turning 25, Good actors but not the best of their respective generations, Girls go crazy over them/fan hysteria (Washington Square Pa"
Timothée Chalamet is the zoomer Leonardo DiCaprio · u/deepad9 · ↑162 · 2024-10-30
"Two people asked me if I get Timothee Chalamet as a comparison a lot (the power of being a pale lanky man with brown wavy hair) and that made me feel good."
New Scorsese giving Malick a run for his money · u/worldendswithu · ↑152 · 2023-09-29
"I swear to god if Chalamet doesn't have some serious dirt in Hollywood. Obviously atrocious. Comparing it to an am dram production would be an insult to am dram. Just awful. That scene where he's 'singing' Master's of War? Just unbearable. Hollywood is genuinely finished if this guy is our generatio"
My god A Complete Unknown sucked · u/NoPlant4894 · ↑80 · 2025-03-25
"BREAKING NEWS Timothee Chamalet has crossed over into Harry Styles/ Ezra Miller territory. When will it ever end. His stylist should be prosecuted."
"With the exception of Timothee Chalamet, all of these other jacob elordi thirst trap industry plants need to drop off the face of the earth so that movies can be good again"
celebrity culture is ruining movies · Grumpy-Falcon4495 · ↑71 · 2025-05-25
"Timothee Chalamet is chosen by gay pedophiles to appeal to straight men and have very little to do with what straight women find attractive"
"the perfect delicately pretty yet masculine pale face that is on top of his six three perfect swimmer body with giant hands 🥵. hes fucking timothée chalamet level gorgeous"
beautiful men are nature's most delicious treat. · u/daisy----- · ↑67 · 2024-01-12
"They should have gotten an unknown actor for the role."
"I have been thinking about how phenomenal Chalamet's press tour for Josh Safdie's Marty Supreme has been. The pre-release already racked in $20m, so it's basically guaranteed to be a success, and it was entirely built on Chalamet going all in promoting this movie."
Benny Safdie really got shafted by Dwayne Johnson · u/GuaranteedPummeling · ↑46 · 2025-12-24
"But then I saw that trailer for the new Timothee Chalamet film where he plays Dylan and out of curiosity, I listened to the song from the trailer (Hard Rain is a-falling) and Jesus, Mary and Joseph, I was wrong about him."
I was wrong about Bob Dylan · u/Kitchen_Peace4465 · ↑41 · 2024-09-06
"Not a Timothee Chalamet girl myself but I'll let the other 2 woman on this forum weigh in lmfao"
"Now that the pictures of him and Kylie have come out, it's been a fucking circus within the tight echo chamber that is his die-hard fan base. Groups of people losing their whole fucking collective mind all because an actor they're scarily obsessed is banging Kylie Jenner (if it's truly not for PR)."
"We know that Timothée Chalamet could steal most roidheads' girls in a heartbeat, but if you're not beautiful as a man, there's basically no way to become beautiful. Getting in great shape is the next best shape and is actionable for most men."
"The Bob Dylan biopic with Timothée Chalamet is going to suck ASS"
"I have been thinking about how phenomenal Chalamet's press tour for Josh Safdie's Marty Supreme has been. The pre-release already racked in $20m, so it's basically guaranteed to be a success, and it was entirely built on Chalamet going all in promoting this movie."
Benny Safdie really got shafted by Dwayne Johnson · u/GuaranteedPummeling · ↑46 · 2025-12-24
"Not a Timothee Chalamet girl myself but I'll let the other 2 woman on this forum weigh in lmfao"
"Chalamet has nothing on him and never will tbph"
River Phoenix was prime twink and no contemporary actor comes even close · u/blackhall_or_bust · ↑25 · 2021-07-22
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