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A British supermarket chain whose club card membership is humorously described as a death sentence.

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"apples (not sure about this one. sometimes they seem expensive, only worth it if it's less than 15pence/apple but you probably need a Tesco club card which is basically a death sentence)"
incredibly cheap food that won't make you die of something · u/affecttimes1000 · ↑46 · 2022-09-23
"ONE HUNNIT TESCO CLUBCARD POINTS 'AVE BIN DEDUCTED FROM YER ACCOUN'!!!!! YER THREE QUID MEAL DEAL IS GONNA BE A FIVER FROM NOW ON!!!!"
OI · u/MyDashaInRuins · ↑30 · 2025-08-05
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