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Ted Cruz

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American politician and Texas senator who was humiliated by Trump during the 2016 Republican primary but continues to support him despite personal attacks on his wife and family.

Mentions (7)
"For the last decade, ingrates like Ben Shapiro, Matt Walsh, Ted Cruz, etc. have stoked racial and ethnic tensions, fostered hate towards certain religions and migrant groups, and have called for the extermination of Palestinians. They defended Trump and his escalating violent rhetoric"
"The story of JD Vance fucking a couch cushion is completely fabricated, but (I think) the first leftist shitpost to win the hearts and minds of the media and the public. It's on par with Ted Cruz being the Zodiac Killer, except this time it's made up and working against a vice presidential political"
JD Vance couch sex. Good misinformation? · onlyfortheholidays · ↑284 · 2024-07-26
"In a very particular, immediately, cellularly repulsive kind of way. Reminiscent of Ted Cruz."
JD Vance is hideous · Larry_David_Official · ↑117 · 2024-07-19
"I remember when Ted Cruz came to speak at my college campus. I was up real close. That motherfucker gleamed like a raw chicken breast stuffed in a suit. Just a real wet dude. A slick and slippery little shit. He didn't act like a person, he acted like a being that was trying to emulate human emotion"
Oh how he glistened... · u/OuchieMyPwussy · ↑98 · 2021-04-20
"more bipartisanship (not saying you should kiss ted Cruz, but maybe people will start speaking to their republican mom)"
Some positive outcomes? · u/teamsoupballs · ↑71 · 2020-03-18
"Trump did the following to Ted during the primary season: Accused him of voter fraud after the Iowa caucus. Used the National Enquirer to publish a fake story about his dad's involvement in the JFK assassination and another story about his 5 mistresses. Publicly called his wife ugly. Got Ted to phon"
Trump's cucking of Ted Cruz is one for the ages · u/Outrageous_Regular64 · ↑66 · 2024-04-26
"For the record, Genesis 12: 1-3, the passage Tucker and Cruz were arguing over"
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