State Farm | Red Scare Canon

"there's a state farm commercial where a jealous guy burns down his own house because his wife is on a date with dennis from 30 rock."

Been watching a lot of college football lately. Every other commercial is a pretext to a lynching · u/tulolasso-in-amerika · ↑133 · 2025-12-21

"A few weeks ago, 'Jake from State Farm' was featured at a prime time football game. That creepy 'Capital One Bank Guy' was at the coin flip for a college football bowl game. These people are not celebrities, they are fucking brand schools."

There is something deeply disturbing about ad mascots being treated like celebrities · u/Swiftie69420 · ↑35 · 2025-10-08

"Just a thought if you're ever in public and reference "hawk tuah" or some other dorky shit. It's the modern equivalent of meeting someone named Jake and being like "OOOOO JAKE FROM STATEFARM?!""

The lame thing to do used to be quoting commercials. Now it's quoting viral internet things. · u/Big_Hippo_4044 · ↑30 · 2024-08-20