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European country referenced for having a standard of 35 drinks per week with an average lifespan of 82, and as a source of dickhead tourists in Japan

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"A year's worth of rain fell on Spain in the span of 2 days. It's 80 degrees on Halloween in the northeast and we are also in 'severe drought' where I live. Is this just the norm now?"
A year's worth of rain fell on Spain in the span of 2 days. · u/ilikeguitarsandsuch · ↑688 · 2024-10-31
"He stayed in the U.S. for college, but later moved to Spain for his MBA. That's where he fell in love with both the culture and a Spanish girl... When I saw him for the first time in years, I barely recognized him. My cousin, who I remembered as a quiet, slightly shy kid, now spoke fluent Spanish wi"
My little cousin has basically changed his race · parsi_county · ↑621 · 2024-10-05
"I wouldn't say it's the *biggest* reason at all, but I have never seen anyone mention it when this is discuessed. I do have a lot of thoughts on other reasons, as someone who was an Amerifat until working as an au pair/in hostels in Spain and France."
"She says that it's so shite that we don't have much culture compared to Spain and our food is shit and the only semblance of cultural heritage we have is around drinking alcohol."
Is it over for my relationship? · u/No-Contest-9302 · ↑468 · 2024-08-13
"I liked Spain too but the food is better in Italy."
"We were planning for our summer trip to Spain, and I asked him if we could go mining for specific materials. I needed them for my recent foray into alchemy (specifically Philalethes)."
My BF Dumped Me Because I Believe in Magic · u/altissimas · ↑409 · 2023-12-29
"In France its 21. In Spain its 35 per week and the average lifespan is 82. No you're liver wont die and your stomach won't explode unless you are a huge dumbass with no self control or have bad genes/luck."
This sub is infested with sober DORKSSSS · u/pauliewalnuts9898 · ↑407 · 2024-01-19
"Side note - every person here who is being a dickhead in public is Spanish or French (surprise.)"
"This is fucking insane. Like this shit is going on in brazil, spain, italy, turkey, etc All this fucking jaw surgery and face lifts."
Wtf is going on with men · u/King-vamp-up · ↑321 · 2024-06-03
"I was in Portugal and Spain this winter and I was struck by how fat a lot of kids were. In some places they were so common and so large, it felt like being in Tennessee or something."
"For me definitely hall of fame (of past year), she was describing how he moved out to Spain, started speaking perfect language, how cool he is in his friend group, how he wears his shirt unbuttoned etc. The descriptions were nothing short of erotic."
"The King of Spain. Exotic, majestic, just the right amount of sinister."
"The UK, France, Germany, Italy, etc are all major cultural exporters/global influences, but Spain just isn't. Meloni is funny, Macron's married to his teacher, Friedrich Merz has abysmally fucked up hair, Starmer. But Pedro Sanchez, like the country he leads, has nothing memorable going on."
It's legitimately insane how little relevance Spain has on the global stage · u/evilarmeniantailor · ↑264 · 2025-10-04
"Georgous clean cities, surprisingly competent governance, world class infrastructure (more high speed rail than any country expect China), a globally relevant language, a large enough population to matter, a friendly culture, relatively sane people, good food, good weather"
"Do we need a Portugal AND a Spain? Spain is already Castile, Leon, Catalonia, etc, etc,. Just add one more."
There should be like 30 countries MAX · u/NancyBelowSea · ↑196 · 2023-01-26
"My English is mid with some good unexpected bright moments. I'm from Spain and moved to Prague recently."
Sorry english is not my first language is real and I hate it · u/doriscrockford_canem · ↑176 · 2024-10-01
"Young people are migrating in flocks towards spain and other EU countries after getting their degree and the politicians mainly cater to the largest demographic: old people."
"I had to make my way back to Spain via Tangiers"
What's the most fucked-up place you've ever been in the world so far? · u/fibreel-garishta · ↑128 · 2021-02-01
"Thought about this while vacationing in Spain, on the beaches. Please note, the life expectancy of the Eurozone is 82, of Spain is 83... Of US it's 76. In Spain, these guys are hacking darts butt-to-butt literally all day, and pretty much start consuming alcohol at brunch time. They don't drink wate"
Europeans are fucked and have a godlike life expectancy · u/Dapper_Associate7307 · ↑89 · 2024-06-04
"Every 30 minutes in France I saw the most beautiful man I had ever seen. In Spain, maybe every 3 hours."
· u/SpiritualArm9006 · ↑77 · 2022-10-14
"Feels like spain is constantly unintentionally duping people into believing that their food is good simply because a lot of their former colonies have grade A cuisine. Whenever I hear people discuss european food, they always have spain up on the france/Italy tier when it really belongs with Germany"
Spanish food is not good · u/KGisTop15All_Time · ↑73 · 2022-09-24
"But anytime I was a decent distance from her buying something, waiting for food or whatever without fail some fucking Spaniard manlet was getting real close to her with their dumbass mop hair. She grew up there and visits yearly so she is accustomed to it at least it wasn't some culture shock."
"Sardinia is an island south of corsica and west of mainland italy that has historically not been host to many invasions compared to Spain, France or Italy. It was originally in the possession of Spain but is now owned by italy where the language is recognized and protected."
"from the procession of the festival of the virgen del carmen + local church in nerja"
pics i took in spain today · u/peachtr33__ · ↑57 · 2022-07-16
"I can't sleep and I'm going to Spain tomorrow. I'm trying to just get my thoughts together and process it all."
"so A E S T H E T I C S wish i could be there next year"
i love Semana Santa in Spain · u/MsNobuko · ↑49 · 2024-03-29
"The average person in Italy/Spain is 47."
"He is from Georgia and has lived in Georgia his entire life, but spent 2 summers in Spain with his grandmother in his late teens. He learned Spanish there & continued to learn it in college, and speaks like a native. That's cool and a great skill for him to have, but when I met him I thought he was "
Quirks you ended friendship over · u/aggressivosexito · ↑38 · 2023-08-31
"I'm day two on a Spanish Island and it's grim. It's all couples and families and I'm just lying on a chaise lounge alone as a man in his thirties trying to read Oscar Wilde."
Anyone ever been to a pool resort / beach place alone? · u/LostHumanFishPerson · ↑36 · 2025-10-10
"I've travelled to 6 countries beforehand (France, Netherlands, US, Italy, Spain, Greece) I simply cannot comprehend how rude some people here are."
Solo British guy in Germany - my observations so far · u/hessiejama · ↑35 · 2025-07-21
"They were rulers during the inquisition and probably murdered thousands of Muslims and Jewish people. Masters of religious crusader type orders. Pure bread catholics."
"I have always enjoyed both the Catholic and Muslim legacy in Spain, as well as the religious festivals. Catholicism was a part of my upbringing at the end of the day, and I did believe for a short while."
"I can't get over the absurdly loud snorting of coke that goes on in the restrooms."
Nightclubs in Spain · u/Jerryspringersavedme · ↑27 · 2022-03-30
"Every 30 minutes in France I saw the most beautiful man I had ever seen. In Spain, maybe every 3 hours."
· u/SpiritualArm9006 · ↑77 · 2022-10-14
"from the procession of the festival of the virgen del carmen + local church in nerja"
pics i took in spain today · u/peachtr33__ · ↑57 · 2022-07-16
"so A E S T H E T I C S wish i could be there next year"
i love Semana Santa in Spain · u/MsNobuko · ↑49 · 2024-03-29
"The average person in Italy/Spain is 47"
"He is from Georgia and has lived in Georgia his entire life, but spent 2 summers in Spain with his grandmother in his late teens. He learned Spanish there & continued to learn it in college, and speaks like a native."
Quirks you ended friendship over · u/aggressivosexito · ↑38 · 2023-08-31
"I've been to Spain."
The black people that I've met said that I have a lot of flavor · u/ResponsiveSignature · ↑37 · 2024-03-11
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