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"Facebook: Beautiful cabin crew scarlett johansson I made this for my 123rd birthday: (AI-generated image of an African child riding on the back of a technicolor dolphin while painting the Mona Lisa.)"
"The only thing that makes this stand out is SNL's ability to spend on makeup, sets, and cameos. Hey look! There's ScarJo! It distracts from the mediocrity of it all."
"The women made themselves 50 pounds lighter than they are and vaguely look like Scarlett Johansson. The dudes made themselves 50 pounds heavier and looked like that Indian dude who made himself look white."
"scarlett johanson, summer phoenix, heather matarazzo, rosario dawson, (mercedes-benz fashion week fall 2003)"
"imagine him writing that into the script. i respect it tbh. his boobs are literally bigger than hers, i checked"
"I close my computer and turn on the news, where I find CNN is livestreaming Netanyahu deliver a rousing speech to the Knesset where he promises to turn Gaza into 'a rotting cavalcade of dog and human flesh' while Scarlett Johansson sucks him off under the podium."