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S&P 500

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Stock market index referenced in a satirical post about an impending market crash based on personal revenge logic

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"My ex boyfriend has a million dollars invested in the S&P 500. Unfortunately, he cheated on me and my angels don't play around about me. There will be a market collapse within the calendar year, mark my words."
I have intel on an impending market crash · The_ash_attack · ↑153 · 2025-03-06
"Oh shit wait never mind the S&P 500 is down many many points!!! Time for a victory lap. 'Everything rocks so hard right now, right guys 😏?'"
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