A contact team sport promoted as superior to martial arts for providing physicality, camaraderie, and team spirit while addressing modern masculine anxieties.
"Bored and emasculated by modern life? Yearning for physical contest but not idiotic enough to get into bar fights? Simply play the best team sport on Earth."
"Rugby but autistic with spurts of hyper-violence and lots of tactical rules to the point that you have to be a strategically minded person to actually enjoy the nuances of the game."