"As a jeweler the lamest, dripless, tasteless people I deal with are Rolex guys. These guys can't dress, are usually ugly & out of shape, yet think they're some suave wolf or Wall Street type cause they bought some ugly gmt/submariner."
"This always happens, burberry scarf, hookah bar fake rolex guys who "my sweet, my curvy wife" their way into the lives of the chubby girl at school who has high standards."
"I have a rich ass friend who was showing me the rep Rolex and Chanel purse he bought for his girl. He had the real thing of both and that shit looked identical."