Queen Elizabeth

"My latest conspiracy theory is that Queen Elizabeth faked her death and is now living her last years peacefully incognito. She just finished her afternoon tea. She hasn't read the newspaper in over a year"

"Growing up i imagined the moment queen elizabeth would die they would take a look at themselves and realize that they were keeping that charade up just to cheer up the old lady, playing along with her delusions. Yet she dies and they do the thing with her son?"