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Polyphia

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Progressive instrumental rock band criticized as bland music for nerds, compared to Steve Vai.

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"They'll put like a polyphia or metallica patch and a trans flag on a shitty denim jacket, listen to like maybe 3 sex pistols songs, post 'Ban twitter links to save democracy!' in r/punk and get everyone saying 'we should punch nazis!' in the comments it's all very soy"
Reddit punks are so terrible its kind of funny · u/harmontagen7 · ↑205 · 2025-04-19
"I dont know what this sub thinks, but the music is bland as fuck. Steve Vai for zoomers, it'll age terribly. The composition is booooooring. He can sort of play the guitar, buts it's still music for gay nerds to be soyfacing to, or cry over when dumped for listening to Polyphia."
Polyphia suck · well-regarded-regard · ↑46 · 2024-05-22
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