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Suburban restaurant chain described as a bleak place to try to be productive at 3pm due to middle-aged women and obnoxious middle schoolers.

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"They made drinks into a subscription service and gave everyone 2 months free. They also made this system incredibly easy to take advantage of. You don't need multiple phone numbers, just emails to get more free trials. At the same time, they've rolled out these 'charged lemonades'. A large one has a"
Panera addiction is growing · u/mdoglegend · ↑251 · 2023-08-07
"They pay to train everyone in lean six sigma male taekwondo yellow belt brazillian wax joo jitsu master blaster practice with a panera catered lunch. Years go by and nothing changes."
Does Corporate BS Ever Work? · u/shmupsy · ↑68 · 2024-05-02
"there's a 40 year old woman larping as a 20 year old baddie middle school kids coming in to do nothing but be obnoxious bleak"
Don't go to Panera at 3pm to be productive in the suburbs · u/jay_mylar · ↑48 · 2022-09-21
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