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Osama bin Laden

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Historical figure referenced humorously as a 'friend of the pod' in early Red Scare episodes, with Dasha's reaction being cited as one of the best moments on the show.

Mentions (19)
"Imagine how many people must have told Bin Laden he was crazy for thinking up such a thing. Nigga you think you gonna crash two whole ass planes into the world trade? You trippin 🤣"
"The USA spent 10 years and hundreds of millions of dollars on an international manhunt for Osama Bin Laden. And where did they find him? He was in his house! You'd think they would have checked there first"
"The anniversary reminds of the time I knocked incessantly on my friend's dorm room door to break the news. He had to quit mid-coitus to answer. Still feel justified in my decision."
"I don't get it, I was mocking the tiktok trend celebrating Bin Laden. I guess zoomers are a protected group now?"
I got a warning for hate speech against zoomers from an admin · u/Dimma-enkum · ↑187 · 2023-11-18
"If I were an attractive white woman and Osama Bin Laden kidnapped me in 2000 and I used my beauty, bubbly personality and infectious charm to win him over. At first he would be really gruff and standoffish, skeptical of me. But over time his icy heart would thaw. He woiuld start saying things like ""
"The CIA organised a fake vaccination programme in the town where it believed Osama bin Laden was hiding in an elaborate attempt to obtain DNA from the fugitive al-Qaida leader's family, a Guardian investigation has found. As part of extensive preparations for the raid that killed Bin Laden in May, C"
What are some interesting lesser-known CIA operations? · u/sushisteel · ↑90 · 2023-03-31
"OBL's two step plan to not get 9/11'd again is 1) stop giving Israel blank check to flatten Palestinian apartment blocks (with you so far, Osama) 2) become an Islamic theocracy (this is where you lose me)"
"Obama also weaponized 'credential science' to give fake vaccines to Afghans to track down Osama"
"The Fuhrerbunker, the Waco compound, bin Laden's Pakistani sex compound, Saddam's spider hole, Mar-a-Lago - the compound thing just doesn't tend to be a long-term solution to a 'you' problem."
"It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive 'figurehead' -- or even dead, for all we kno"
Hunter S. Thompson's ESPN article from 9/12/01 · u/Lord--Kinbote · ↑63 · 2024-09-11
"Was surprisingly sophomoric and uninteresting; typical base level 'Jews run the media' 'hey man investigate the Kennedy assassination' type bullshit. His valid points are the usual American lefty stuff he could have gleaned from the Simpsons."
Bin Laden letter · u/Woahvicky4ever · ↑56 · 2023-11-17
"When Omar's pet monkey was deliberately run over by one of Osama's men, Omar discovered his father had convinced the man that the animal was a Jewish human turned into a monkey "by the hand of God." This piece on Bin Laden's versace wearing failson is a great read."
"Discuss. It feels like the very last time this entire country rallied together for something."
Osama Bin Laden was waxxed 13 years ago today. · IllBeGood3 · ↑48 · 2024-05-01
"Marilyn next to Bin Laden provides some good variety."
RSP drinks · u/final_lux · ↑42 · 2023-03-14
"really fucked up. bleak. they don't even know the 9/11 victims by name and ethnicity and financial status the way we millennials do"
zoomers think osama bin laden is a meme · u/trth-and-bread · ↑36 · 2023-10-01
"Seriously, it feels like Bin Laden just died again. All the talk about being trad, about pride in country, THIS RIGHT HERE is what its all about."
"and Dasha's reaction to it are easily the best moments on the entire show so far"
"Friend of the pod, Osama Bin Laden" · soloeraser · ↑27 · 2018-08-14
"How is that possible when even the guy who shot Bin Laden's corpse released a tell all book before getting back to base?"
"When Omar's pet monkey was deliberately run over by one of Osama's men, Omar discovered his father had convinced the man that the animal was a Jewish human turned into a monkey "by the hand of God.""
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