Mentions (12)
"I got a free trip to Orlando, and figured I'd check out Disney World while I was there. I like roller coasters, and wanted to check out the set design of the rides. I was expecting fat people, don't get me wrong, but I was totally unprepared for the prevalence of such obesity."
"I hate to give away where I live online but I live in Orlando. I used to work at a restaurant at Disney world and if you are a working class dude in orlando, most of your friends will probably work at either Disney or Universal."
"when i was in 2nd/3rd grade me, my mom, and my two little brothers were homeless in Orlando as apart of a program called Family Promise. they basically bussed you and other families around to different churches, where the churches fed and gave you a place to sleep, we were in the program for about a"
"People wearing scarves in Orlando in July."
"There's something so oddly plastic and artificial about Orlando, it's uniquely American in all the wrong ways. Virtually zero public transit and what little exists is a fucking joke, cuisine that is technically good tasting but deeply empty, grotesque entertainment designed to trigger dopamine at a "
"I was apart of a program called Family Promise from ages 9-11, where they shuttled homeless families in Orlando from church to church weekly, rooming us in neighboring rooms. My first girlfriend lived in a roach motel on Orange Blossom Trail (mentioned in the movie, basically the hooker/drug strip o"
"Occupy Orlando was tragically deflated, with no real place to set up a tent, so I hit the sidewalk to see where fate would take me. It wasn't long before I found a big crowd at a park, with Herman Cain of all people speaking before the audience."
"The lying, manipulation, partying, the poorly timed tattoo, loser boyfriends, nicknames for drugs, Orlando Florida...a case for the books and also extremely depressing if you think about it too much"
"I went to DisneyWorld in Orlando as an international visitor and it was fucking wild, a whole colony of bulbous corpulent creatures barely managing to shamble their masses of flab across the pavement. The workers were invariably skinny, too, which probably made them look that bit more rotund."
"Side note: I experienced my lowest point as a human being ever in Orlando, when I had a mental breakdown at 2 am, in a wendy's/gas station parking lot. It was when I was a full-fledged Disney gay who used the company as a partition between myself and growing the fuck up."
"I managed to book four separate bus rides all the way down to Orlando"
"Orlando is the most American small city...I experienced my lowest point as a human being ever in Orlando, when I had a mental breakdown at 2 am, in a wendy's/gas station parking lot."