"I am in Okinawa (Michi no Eki Kadena) and I heard this really unnatural sounding, inane pop song about potatoes through the speakers. Bear in mind this is a food truck / farmers market and it's blaring out to anyone. The song is in English so nobody notices but I'm going crazy trying to make out the"
"When I was in Okinawa, Japan, I had a Japanese girlfriend and one night I woke up to her staring at her computer chair. I asked her what was going on and she said that her grand mother was sitting on the chair and watching us."