NYPD

"My Dad was NYPD. He gets a call to attend to some situation in a penthouse suite in a midtown hotel. There he finds that Yitzhak Rabin had gotten drunk with two prostitutes, fell and broke his teeth."

"I swear to god, for the last week every cop I've seen looks like a child on christmas eve. They are waiting with bated breath for a city-wide lockdown wherein they truly get to be the authoritarian paramilitary they've always dreamed of."

"In the burning lady incident video a cop just walked by doing nothing letting the lady burn to death, while they apparently told the perpetrator to just walk away. They couldn't catch Luigi after about 5 days, they let him get away and he still probably wouldn't of gotten caught if didn't pull down "